FastSize: Instant payouts and $299 per sale - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 09-09-2004, 01:49 PM

Instant Payouts

A new and exciting feature we are proud to offer our affiliates is an instant payout system. Now when you make a sale, you can be paid out immediately by either Paypal or Epassporte. This way there is no waiting for cheques. When you make a sale YOU GET PAID!

If you are interested in having this option turned on for your account please contact either [email protected] or [email protected] and we will get you switched over immediately.

Crazy Contest: FastSize announces $299 per sale

In spirit of the recent price wars between extender companies, Fastsize is proud to say "Na na na na na we beat you" by offering 100% of sales. Uhhh... what? Yep that's right - 100% of sales.

How can you qualify for this? You need to be one of the first THREE (3) affiliates to send FIVE (5) sales between September 10th 2004 and September 30th. That's right. All you need to do is PUSH it, send 5 sales and get $299 per sale.

You have to take advantage of this QUICKLY, because someone else may get the jump on you and you could miss out.

Just to give you an idea of what 5 sales would normally pay: $395
Our competition pays $75-150 per sale right now: $375-750
*Our promo pays*: $1,459

That's HUGE! You're going to make OVER $700 more with us.

Note: If you are one of the 3 affiliates to make 5 sales, anything over 5 sales will revert to the regular pay scale.

Contacts:
Brian (Owner)
[email protected]
ICQ: 171397560

BradM
[email protected]
ICQ: 280389272

Reak · 09-09-2004, 01:50 PM

congrats on your new job brad.

goodluck with it

adamneve · 09-09-2004, 01:56 PM

nice stuff Brad!
congrats

AaronM · 09-09-2004, 01:57 PM

www.AMPContent.com

NinjaSteve · 09-09-2004, 01:58 PM

Nice promo! Everybody loves money

Maybe I should give some FastSize machines out as Christmas gifts.

brand0n · 09-09-2004, 02:02 PM

damn man!

TheMob · 09-09-2004, 02:04 PM

that is pretty juicy if you know what i mean

Corleone · 09-09-2004, 02:05 PM

wow nice deal

hydro · 09-09-2004, 02:05 PM

Instant payouts are always nice

good way to stay ahead of the others

alexg · 09-09-2004, 02:08 PM

nice promotion

3 guys are going to roll in some BANK

Carol@Pixipay · 09-09-2004, 02:08 PM

Nice!

The instant payout is great!

Darren · 09-09-2004, 02:11 PM

Good luck, instant payouts are nice...

VeriSexy · 09-09-2004, 02:11 PM

Cool

TheMob · 09-09-2004, 02:12 PM

so basically what you're saying is that i could get 5 of these things for free if i had 5 credit cards?

volante · 09-09-2004, 02:22 PM

As no-one else has said it - Click Here to signup!

BradM · 09-09-2004, 02:32 PM

TheMob: LOL

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:19 PM

It is well known - that when I got hammered online the other night on GFY you cancelled my account.

Now tonight -
I am trying to find the links / content / other for where why and whatever?

Care to answer online?

Or do you want to go annonymous - offline?

ICQ 32315652
100% Anonymity Guaranteed

BradM · 09-09-2004, 03:24 PM

Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

I promote Adult.com and Playboy.com go have them cancel my account.

BlueFly · 09-09-2004, 03:30 PM

what? only 100%? hardly worth it... lol j/k

BradM · 09-09-2004, 03:32 PM

Okay, I thought it would be nice to mention, that several people have emailed me and let me know that they are going to push the contest.

So if you are thinking about doing it, you best throw SOMETHING up just to get clicking.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

Your firm sent me an email asking if I needed to know why.
I replied Yes.

Please do ...
online or offline (GFY) - don't care.

or provide a link ...
or give me a chance when sober to defend myself.

THIS IS GFY MAN !!!
It's a chat room.

You must have believed some shit in here or something that was told to you by one of my groupies.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:38 PM

Okay sure.
And the reason for this was?

> sexeducation, your webmaster account has been deactivated. >If you need
> further explanation reply to this email.

You want the original email header as well?

You know what the small guy - me - often spends tons of time building and promoting a product and PUSHING the lines to never have a reason of why.

This time yes - I want to know why.

BradM · 09-09-2004, 03:41 PM

sexed: Use icq to contact me 280389272

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
sexed: Use icq to contact me 280389272

Will do -- thank you.

pxxx · 09-09-2004, 03:43 PM

GREAT promo, everybody should try to take advantage of this promo. Plus, we all know that FASTSIZE is the "originators".

They also take good care of their loyal webmasters and everyone else as well.

Good luck Brian and Brad with the promo, i will sure be pushing it.

Chris · 09-09-2004, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
GREAT promo, everybody should try to take advantage of this promo. Plus, we all know that FASTSIZE is the "originators".

They also take good care of their loyal webmasters and everyone else as well.

Good luck Brian and Brad with the promo, i will sure be pushing it.

I'm gonna behave and let this one slide

and just give a big

to brad for coming up with this idea before me lol

Good shit good shit you got me by the f'in balls

Sig Removed.

BradM · 09-09-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
i will sure be pushing it.

You know I'll take care of you... just let me know what you need.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Dad@ (04:44 PM) :
You mean me personally - correct?
BradM (04:45 PM) :
You bet. And I am getting a headache talking to you. So bottom line, your account is suspended and will never be reopoened. It has 0 clicks and 0 sales. You're welcome to use someone else
Dad@ (04:45 PM) :
Are you requesting anonymity with this chat?
BradM (04:46 PM) :
I don't care.
Dad@ (04:46 PM) :
Then post this entire chat on GFY as I will both on my website and on others.
BradM (04:47 PM) :
Great, thanks for your time and have a good day.
Dad@ (04:47 PM) :
CYA

pxxx · 09-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
You know I'll take care of you... just let me know what you need.

I will remain in touch with you or Brian.

traffic addict · 09-09-2004, 03:51 PM

Nice stuff

Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:53 PM

Dad@ (04:41 PM) :
You have time?
BradM (04:41 PM) :
Sure, what part did you not understand about the suspension
Dad@ (04:42 PM) :
All of it - I was hammered the other night - as post on GFY.
BradM (04:42 PM) :
If I was to get drunk and insult members of gfy, I would fully expect to have bridges burned.
Dad@ (04:42 PM) :
You based you decision on GFY chat?
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
Many on GFY burned MY BRIDGES years ago.
BradM (04:43 PM) :
I'll be honest, I don't care about your bridges. I do not want your traffic.
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
I picked a fight after months and months and months of LIES.
BradM (04:43 PM) :
www.mensniche.com
www.oainternet.com
www.leadingedgecash.com

Try one of these programs.
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
Okay - so you're answer is type of traffic?

BradM (04:44 PM) :
No. YOUR traffic. I don't want it, nor need it.

I guess you can only edit paste so much out of a chat ...
this is the first part of the chat.

BradM · 09-09-2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic addict
Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it

Thank you, good eye. I am getting one designed now.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 03:56 PM

Welcome to the adult industry ...
it's a click ...

the average person will never make money here ...

Ya - just might piss off the wrong person in the gang.

Why waste your time?

For real cheaper alternatives to FastSize.com ...
stand by.

I will NOT promote a product that does not work.
[email protected]

Chris · 09-09-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic addict
Nice stuff
Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it

they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

Chris · 09-09-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
Welcome to the adult industry ...
it's a click ...

the average person will never make money here ...

Ya - just might piss off the wrong person in the gang.

Why waste your time?

For real cheaper alternatives to FastSize.com ...
stand by.

I will NOT promote a product that does not work.
[email protected]

are you saying these devices do you not work ???

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

Their ploy is the "first clinical" ...

I hereby allow anyone in the world to quote ...

"There is much evidence that an applied force or lack of (gravity for example) has an affect on the body. Penis enlargement is possible by many sources of scientific evidence."
[email protected]

[Brian] · 09-09-2004, 04:05 PM

Thanks for the feedback on the system everyone.

Remember you have to contact us via email or IM if you want to be switched over to the instant payouts.

If you have a balance on your account it will be paid at the time of the switch-over, just to be clear.

RuthXtremePay · 09-09-2004, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

How is it a waste of time if people get to see it? Promo promo, you should know this Chris, I've seen you promo with the best of em on here.... every little extra counts, right?

So why not make a banner for a day... and it's only 5 sales you need to get.. not 15..

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
are you saying these devices do you not work ???

No it works - or on the surface appears to - but there seems to be many MUCH CHEAPER alternatives.

They seem to be just the first "clinical" ...

Will you make money with them currently - yes.

You could make much more by setting up your own though.

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:11 PM

BradM you burnt the bridge by listening to GFY sheep shit.

I got drunk online - I admit it.

I'm sure others have.

But my search function is disabled.

emthree · 09-09-2004, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
BradM you burnt the bridge by listening to GFY sheep shit.

I got drunk online - I admit it.

I'm sure others have.

But my search function is disabled.

Your icq nick is DAD? How many little kids contact you for sexual advice?

Dude go away

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:26 PM

Interesting - this thread is "pinned".

Interesting ...
any of the big boys want to come out and play?

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
Your icq nick is DAD? How many little kids contact you for sexual advice?

Dude go away

In the general audience days of sexeducation where ONLY ABSTINENCE was the answer - many. That was a decade ago.

I didn't know anything about "adult website law" then.

However - it's an adult site now.

If I made a mistake referring a minor to speak to their "teachers" both at school and church - I'm sorry.

Strife · 09-09-2004, 04:50 PM

now that's a butt kicking deal

sexeducation · 09-09-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
now that's a butt kicking deal

huh ?
explain

hova · 09-09-2004, 04:56 PM

Damn! Thats one awesome deal!

BradM · 09-09-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Damn! Thats one awesome deal!

Spanks.

Eric · 09-09-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
In the general audience days of sexeducation where ONLY ABSTINENCE was the answer - many. That was a decade ago.

I didn't know anything about "adult website law" then.

However - it's an adult site now.

If I made a mistake referring a minor to speak to their "teachers" both at school and church - I'm sorry.

Sexed,

Whatever you do with your site is your deal. Fastsize has decided they do not want your traffic. End of story. Stop hijacking their threads.

zentz · 09-09-2004, 05:05 PM

good deal

09-09-2004, 01:49 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	FastSize: Instant payouts and $299 per sale Instant Payouts A new and exciting feature we are proud to offer our affiliates is an instant payout system. Now when you make a sale, you can be paid out immediately by either Paypal or Epassporte. This way there is no waiting for cheques. When you make a sale YOU GET PAID! If you are interested in having this option turned on for your account please contact either [email protected] or [email protected] and we will get you switched over immediately. Crazy Contest: FastSize announces $299 per sale In spirit of the recent price wars between extender companies, Fastsize is proud to say "Na na na na na we beat you" by offering 100% of sales. Uhhh... what? Yep that's right - 100% of sales. How can you qualify for this? You need to be one of the first THREE (3) affiliates to send FIVE (5) sales between September 10th 2004 and September 30th. That's right. All you need to do is PUSH it, send 5 sales and get $299 per sale. You have to take advantage of this QUICKLY, because someone else may get the jump on you and you could miss out. Just to give you an idea of what 5 sales would normally pay: $395 Our competition pays $75-150 per sale right now: $375-750 Our promo pays: $1,459 That's HUGE! You're going to make OVER $700 more with us. Note: If you are one of the 3 affiliates to make 5 sales, anything over 5 sales will revert to the regular pay scale. Contacts: Brian (Owner) [email protected] ICQ: 171397560 BradM [email protected] ICQ: 280389272

09-09-2004, 01:56 PM	#3
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09-09-2004, 01:58 PM	#5
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09-09-2004, 02:02 PM	#6
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09-09-2004, 02:08 PM	#10
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09-09-2004, 01:50 PM	#2
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	congrats on your new job brad. goodluck with it

09-09-2004, 01:57 PM	#4
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09-09-2004, 02:04 PM	#7
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	that is pretty juicy if you know what i mean

09-09-2004, 02:05 PM	#8
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	wow nice deal

09-09-2004, 02:05 PM	#9
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	Instant payouts are always nice good way to stay ahead of the others

09-09-2004, 02:08 PM	#11
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	Nice! The instant payout is great!

09-09-2004, 02:11 PM	#12
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09-09-2004, 02:11 PM	#13
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09-09-2004, 02:12 PM	#14
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	so basically what you're saying is that i could get 5 of these things for free if i had 5 credit cards?

09-09-2004, 02:22 PM	#15
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	As no-one else has said it - Click Here to signup!

09-09-2004, 02:32 PM	#16
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	TheMob: LOL

09-09-2004, 03:19 PM	#17
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	It is well known - that when I got hammered online the other night on GFY you cancelled my account. Now tonight - I am trying to find the links / content / other for where why and whatever? Care to answer online? Or do you want to go annonymous - offline? ICQ 32315652 100% Anonymity Guaranteed

09-09-2004, 03:24 PM	#18
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything. You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

09-09-2004, 03:30 PM	#20
BlueFly Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NC, USA Posts: 716	what? only 100%? hardly worth it... lol j/k __________________ Now Taking Hard Link Trades BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

09-09-2004, 03:32 PM	#21
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Okay, I thought it would be nice to mention, that several people have emailed me and let me know that they are going to push the contest. So if you are thinking about doing it, you best throw SOMETHING up just to get clicking.

09-09-2004, 03:38 PM	#23
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Okay sure. And the reason for this was? > sexeducation, your webmaster account has been deactivated. >If you need > further explanation reply to this email. You want the original email header as well? You know what the small guy - me - often spends tons of time building and promoting a product and PUSHING the lines to never have a reason of why. This time yes - I want to know why.

09-09-2004, 03:41 PM	#24
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	sexed: Use icq to contact me 280389272

09-09-2004, 03:43 PM	#26
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	GREAT promo, everybody should try to take advantage of this promo. Plus, we all know that FASTSIZE is the "originators". They also take good care of their loyal webmasters and everyone else as well. Good luck Brian and Brad with the promo, i will sure be pushing it.

09-09-2004, 03:50 PM	#29
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Dad@ (04:44 PM) : You mean me personally - correct? BradM (04:45 PM) : You bet. And I am getting a headache talking to you. So bottom line, your account is suspended and will never be reopoened. It has 0 clicks and 0 sales. You're welcome to use someone else Dad@ (04:45 PM) : Are you requesting anonymity with this chat? BradM (04:46 PM) : I don't care. Dad@ (04:46 PM) : Then post this entire chat on GFY as I will both on my website and on others. BradM (04:47 PM) : Great, thanks for your time and have a good day. Dad@ (04:47 PM) : CYA

09-09-2004, 03:51 PM	#31
traffic addict Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: UK Posts: 3,312	Nice stuff Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it __________________ Get the best payout with the best promotional tools out there

09-09-2004, 03:53 PM	#32
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Dad@ (04:41 PM) : You have time? BradM (04:41 PM) : Sure, what part did you not understand about the suspension Dad@ (04:42 PM) : All of it - I was hammered the other night - as post on GFY. BradM (04:42 PM) : If I was to get drunk and insult members of gfy, I would fully expect to have bridges burned. Dad@ (04:42 PM) : You based you decision on GFY chat? Dad@ (04:43 PM) : Many on GFY burned MY BRIDGES years ago. BradM (04:43 PM) : I'll be honest, I don't care about your bridges. I do not want your traffic. Dad@ (04:43 PM) : I picked a fight after months and months and months of LIES. BradM (04:43 PM) : www.mensniche.com www.oainternet.com www.leadingedgecash.com Try one of these programs. Dad@ (04:43 PM) : Okay - so you're answer is type of traffic? BradM (04:44 PM) : No. YOUR traffic. I don't want it, nor need it. I guess you can only edit paste so much out of a chat ... this is the first part of the chat.

09-09-2004, 03:56 PM	#34
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Welcome to the adult industry ... it's a click ... the average person will never make money here ... Ya - just might piss off the wrong person in the gang. Why waste your time? For real cheaper alternatives to FastSize.com ... stand by. I will NOT promote a product that does not work. [email protected]

09-09-2004, 04:05 PM	#38
[Brian] Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 1,523	Thanks for the feedback on the system everyone. Remember you have to contact us via email or IM if you want to be switched over to the instant payouts. If you have a balance on your account it will be paid at the time of the switch-over, just to be clear. __________________ HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program ICQ: 391113064

09-09-2004, 04:11 PM	#41
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	BradM you burnt the bridge by listening to GFY sheep shit. I got drunk online - I admit it. I'm sure others have. But my search function is disabled.

09-09-2004, 04:26 PM	#43
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Interesting - this thread is "pinned". Interesting ... any of the big boys want to come out and play?

09-09-2004, 04:50 PM	#45
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09-09-2004, 04:56 PM	#47
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09-09-2004, 05:05 PM	#50
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	good deal __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]