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BradM 09-09-2004 01:49 PM

FastSize: Instant payouts and $299 per sale
 
Instant Payouts

A new and exciting feature we are proud to offer our affiliates is an instant payout system. Now when you make a sale, you can be paid out immediately by either Paypal or Epassporte. This way there is no waiting for cheques. When you make a sale YOU GET PAID!

If you are interested in having this option turned on for your account please contact either [email protected] or [email protected] and we will get you switched over immediately.


Crazy Contest: FastSize announces $299 per sale

In spirit of the recent price wars between extender companies, Fastsize is proud to say "Na na na na na we beat you" by offering 100% of sales. Uhhh... what? Yep that's right - 100% of sales.

How can you qualify for this? You need to be one of the first THREE (3) affiliates to send FIVE (5) sales between September 10th 2004 and September 30th. That's right. All you need to do is PUSH it, send 5 sales and get $299 per sale.

You have to take advantage of this QUICKLY, because someone else may get the jump on you and you could miss out.

Just to give you an idea of what 5 sales would normally pay: $395
Our competition pays $75-150 per sale right now: $375-750
*Our promo pays*: $1,459

That's HUGE! You're going to make OVER $700 more with us.

Note: If you are one of the 3 affiliates to make 5 sales, anything over 5 sales will revert to the regular pay scale.

Contacts:
Brian (Owner)
[email protected]
ICQ: 171397560

BradM
[email protected]
ICQ: 280389272

Reak 09-09-2004 01:50 PM

congrats on your new job brad.

goodluck with it

adamneve 09-09-2004 01:56 PM

nice stuff Brad!
congrats :thumbsup

AaronM 09-09-2004 01:57 PM

www.AMPContent.com

NinjaSteve 09-09-2004 01:58 PM

Nice promo! Everybody loves money :Graucho



Maybe I should give some FastSize machines out as Christmas gifts.

brand0n 09-09-2004 02:02 PM

damn man!

TheMob 09-09-2004 02:04 PM

that is pretty juicy if you know what i mean :Graucho

Corleone 09-09-2004 02:05 PM

wow nice deal :thumbsup

hydro 09-09-2004 02:05 PM

Instant payouts are always nice :winkwink: good way to stay ahead of the others :thumbsup

alexg 09-09-2004 02:08 PM

nice promotion

3 guys are going to roll in some BANK

Carol@Pixipay 09-09-2004 02:08 PM

Nice!

The instant payout is great!

Darren 09-09-2004 02:11 PM

Good luck, instant payouts are nice... :)

VeriSexy 09-09-2004 02:11 PM

Cool :thumbsup

TheMob 09-09-2004 02:12 PM

so basically what you're saying is that i could get 5 of these things for free if i had 5 credit cards?

volante 09-09-2004 02:22 PM

As no-one else has said it - Click Here to signup!
:winkwink:

BradM 09-09-2004 02:32 PM

TheMob: LOL

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:19 PM

It is well known - that when I got hammered online the other night on GFY you cancelled my account.

Now tonight -
I am trying to find the links / content / other for where why and whatever?

Care to answer online?

Or do you want to go annonymous - offline?

ICQ 32315652
100% Anonymity Guaranteed

BradM 09-09-2004 03:24 PM

Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

I promote Adult.com and Playboy.com go have them cancel my account.

BlueFly 09-09-2004 03:30 PM

what? only 100%? hardly worth it... lol j/k

BradM 09-09-2004 03:32 PM

Okay, I thought it would be nice to mention, that several people have emailed me and let me know that they are going to push the contest.

So if you are thinking about doing it, you best throw SOMETHING up just to get clicking.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sexed: Your account was deleted. Everyone knows why, we do not need to explain anything.

You are not welcome to promote our product. Please try perhaps Mensniche. But you will need to ask them if you are allowed in their program, too.

Your firm sent me an email asking if I needed to know why.
I replied Yes.

Please do ...
online or offline (GFY) - don't care.

or provide a link ...
or give me a chance when sober to defend myself.

THIS IS GFY MAN !!!
It's a chat room.

You must have believed some shit in here or something that was told to you by one of my groupies.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:38 PM

Okay sure.
And the reason for this was?


> sexeducation, your webmaster account has been deactivated. >If you need
> further explanation reply to this email.


You want the original email header as well?

You know what the small guy - me - often spends tons of time building and promoting a product and PUSHING the lines to never have a reason of why.

This time yes - I want to know why.

BradM 09-09-2004 03:41 PM

sexed: Use icq to contact me 280389272

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
sexed: Use icq to contact me 280389272
Will do -- thank you.

pxxx 09-09-2004 03:43 PM

GREAT promo, everybody should try to take advantage of this promo. Plus, we all know that FASTSIZE is the "originators".:Graucho

They also take good care of their loyal webmasters and everyone else as well.

Good luck Brian and Brad with the promo, i will sure be pushing it.

Chris 09-09-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
GREAT promo, everybody should try to take advantage of this promo. Plus, we all know that FASTSIZE is the "originators".:Graucho

They also take good care of their loyal webmasters and everyone else as well.

Good luck Brian and Brad with the promo, i will sure be pushing it.

I'm gonna behave and let this one slide

and just give a big :321GFY to brad for coming up with this idea before me lol


Good shit good shit you got me by the f'in balls :(

Sig Removed.

BradM 09-09-2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
i will sure be pushing it.
You know I'll take care of you... just let me know what you need.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:50 PM

Dad@ (04:44 PM) :
You mean me personally - correct?
BradM (04:45 PM) :
You bet. And I am getting a headache talking to you. So bottom line, your account is suspended and will never be reopoened. It has 0 clicks and 0 sales. You're welcome to use someone else
Dad@ (04:45 PM) :
Are you requesting anonymity with this chat?
BradM (04:46 PM) :
I don't care.
Dad@ (04:46 PM) :
Then post this entire chat on GFY as I will both on my website and on others.
BradM (04:47 PM) :
Great, thanks for your time and have a good day.
Dad@ (04:47 PM) :
CYA

pxxx 09-09-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
You know I'll take care of you... just let me know what you need.
I will remain in touch with you or Brian. :thumbsup

traffic addict 09-09-2004 03:51 PM

Nice stuff :thumbsup
Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it :2 cents:

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:53 PM

Dad@ (04:41 PM) :
You have time?
BradM (04:41 PM) :
Sure, what part did you not understand about the suspension
Dad@ (04:42 PM) :
All of it - I was hammered the other night - as post on GFY.
BradM (04:42 PM) :
If I was to get drunk and insult members of gfy, I would fully expect to have bridges burned.
Dad@ (04:42 PM) :
You based you decision on GFY chat?
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
Many on GFY burned MY BRIDGES years ago.
BradM (04:43 PM) :
I'll be honest, I don't care about your bridges. I do not want your traffic.
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
I picked a fight after months and months and months of LIES.
BradM (04:43 PM) :
www.mensniche.com
www.oainternet.com
www.leadingedgecash.com

Try one of these programs.
Dad@ (04:43 PM) :
Okay - so you're answer is type of traffic?

BradM (04:44 PM) :
No. YOUR traffic. I don't want it, nor need it.


I guess you can only edit paste so much out of a chat ...
this is the first part of the chat.

BradM 09-09-2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic addict
Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it :2 cents:
Thank you, good eye. I am getting one designed now.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 03:56 PM

Welcome to the adult industry ...
it's a click ...

the average person will never make money here ...

Ya - just might piss off the wrong person in the gang.

Why waste your time?

For real cheaper alternatives to FastSize.com ...
stand by.

I will NOT promote a product that does not work.
[email protected]

Chris 09-09-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic addict
Nice stuff :thumbsup
Your banner say $100 per sale, if you pay $299 you should change it :2 cents:

they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

Chris 09-09-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
Welcome to the adult industry ...
it's a click ...

the average person will never make money here ...

Ya - just might piss off the wrong person in the gang.

Why waste your time?

For real cheaper alternatives to FastSize.com ...
stand by.

I will NOT promote a product that does not work.
[email protected]

are you saying these devices do you not work ???

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

Their ploy is the "first clinical" ...

I hereby allow anyone in the world to quote ...

"There is much evidence that an applied force or lack of (gravity for example) has an affect on the body. Penis enlargement is possible by many sources of scientific evidence."
[email protected]

[Brian] 09-09-2004 04:05 PM

Thanks for the feedback on the system everyone.


Remember you have to contact us via email or IM if you want to be switched over to the instant payouts.


If you have a balance on your account it will be paid at the time of the switch-over, just to be clear. :)

RuthXtremePay 09-09-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
they are only paying 299$ per sale to the first 3 webmasters to send 15 sales ;)

dont think they would have a designer waste time on something that SHOULD be over by tommrow

How is it a waste of time if people get to see it? Promo promo, you should know this Chris, I've seen you promo with the best of em on here.... every little extra counts, right?

So why not make a banner for a day... and it's only 5 sales you need to get.. not 15.. :winkwink:

:2 cents:

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
are you saying these devices do you not work ???
No it works - or on the surface appears to - but there seems to be many MUCH CHEAPER alternatives.

They seem to be just the first "clinical" ...

Will you make money with them currently - yes.

You could make much more by setting up your own though.

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:11 PM

BradM you burnt the bridge by listening to GFY sheep shit.

I got drunk online - I admit it.

I'm sure others have.

But my search function is disabled.

emthree 09-09-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
BradM you burnt the bridge by listening to GFY sheep shit.

I got drunk online - I admit it.

I'm sure others have.

But my search function is disabled.

Your icq nick is DAD? How many little kids contact you for sexual advice?

Dude go away :BangBang:

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:26 PM

Interesting - this thread is "pinned".

Interesting ...
any of the big boys want to come out and play?

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
Your icq nick is DAD? How many little kids contact you for sexual advice?

Dude go away :BangBang:

In the general audience days of sexeducation where ONLY ABSTINENCE was the answer - many. That was a decade ago.

I didn't know anything about "adult website law" then.

However - it's an adult site now.

If I made a mistake referring a minor to speak to their "teachers" both at school and church - I'm sorry.

Strife 09-09-2004 04:50 PM

now that's a butt kicking deal :thumbsup

sexeducation 09-09-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
now that's a butt kicking deal :thumbsup
huh ?
explain

hova 09-09-2004 04:56 PM

Damn! Thats one awesome deal!

BradM 09-09-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Damn! Thats one awesome deal!
Spanks. :)

Eric 09-09-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
In the general audience days of sexeducation where ONLY ABSTINENCE was the answer - many. That was a decade ago.

I didn't know anything about "adult website law" then.

However - it's an adult site now.

If I made a mistake referring a minor to speak to their "teachers" both at school and church - I'm sorry.

Sexed,

Whatever you do with your site is your deal. Fastsize has decided they do not want your traffic. End of story. Stop hijacking their threads.

zentz 09-09-2004 05:05 PM

good deal :thumbsup


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