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Quotealex · 09-05-2004, 07:57 PM

Is it just me or do you also put a plastic sheet cover so that the girl doesn't stain you bed?

doober · 09-05-2004, 07:58 PM

what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 07:58 PM

It's just you.

And man, stop dragging home dripping disease hoes.

AaronM · 09-05-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
Is it just me or do you also put a plastic sheet cover so that the girl doesn't stain you bed?

This is why I use MR. Izzz's bed.

I'ts already got blood splatter on is so who cares about som emore bodily fluids?

Magg · 09-05-2004, 07:59 PM

i have one there all the time, i never know when ima get some pussy.

AndrewKanuck · 09-05-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Magg
i have one there all the time, i never know when ima get some pussy.

You won't ever, don't worry

Quotealex · 09-05-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by doober
what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?

I once had a girl that "squirted" on my bed. Since then, I no longer take chances.

Spunky · 09-05-2004, 08:01 PM

I just bone her in her bed

Steen2 · 09-05-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
You won't ever, don't worry

Owie.

doober · 09-05-2004, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
I once had a girl that "squirted" on my bed. Since then, I no longer take chances.

get familiar with motels when your doing those dirty broads....
its cheap and you can make as much of a mess as you want and you dont have to clean up shit.

Magg · 09-05-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
You won't ever, don't worry

Yeah, Im stuck with trannies. So I guess you're coming over tonight?

the Shemp · 09-05-2004, 08:56 PM

saran wrap?

AndrewKanuck · 09-05-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Magg
Yeah, Im stuck with trannies. So I guess you're coming over tonight?

Is that the best you can come up with?

Magg · 09-05-2004, 09:00 PM

Pretty much, I suck at witty insults.

AndrewKanuck · 09-05-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Magg
Pretty much, I suck at witty insults.

Evidently

Magg · 09-05-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Evidently

Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.

AndrewKanuck · 09-05-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Magg
Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.

Just checking if you'd spam some more.

WHT, oh man - that place was great for a laugh

Magg · 09-05-2004, 09:08 PM

How was I spamming? I replied on-topic, you're the one who took it off.

Holly · 09-05-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Magg
Then why'd you ask? I think WHT misses you.

You been seeing all that shit going on with AN lately? That's some gfy drama if I ever saw it, lol.

Illicit · 09-05-2004, 10:22 PM

closes thing was putting down a shower curtain and pouring baby oil all over ourselves... lots of fun

Major (Tom) · 09-05-2004, 10:42 PM

i just except the fact that after sex i need to change the sheets. If its with a girlfriend its different, but with a girl you meet at a bar or wherever, i just get weirded out by her residue.
Duke

SpikeHeel · 09-05-2004, 10:48 PM

squirt on his boobies! if not, the sheet goes straight in the laundry basket!

aSStig · 09-05-2004, 11:04 PM

mmmm, isn't disgusting . . . . . .

Sosa · 09-05-2004, 11:31 PM

nasty lol. Don't be fucking them whores

Mike Okitch · 09-05-2004, 11:42 PM

No I don't.

I don't know what's worse.

A- Put plastic on the bed. Nothing more romantic than the sound of crackling plastic to put you and your partner in the mood.

or

B- Invite your partner over to the charming palace of Motel 6.

If you choose B, at least you don't have to worry about stains. Oh, they're already there. You just don't see them (unless you carry a UV light)

I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed.

If you absolutely must use plastic, use bubblewrap. More fun that way.

Just my

Quotealex · 09-06-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed.

My matress can't fit into the washing machine.

Manowar · 09-06-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by doober
what kind fo skanks you bringing home Alex?

Satisfaction · 09-06-2004, 09:29 AM

hahaha.. you bringing them home when they are on their rags or something?!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-06-2004, 09:29 AM

scenario:

Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.

plastic sheets ruined it again.

Thumbking · 09-06-2004, 09:33 AM

It's already on my bed, most of the time i'm tying to scramble and get it off before they notice it

NoCarrier · 09-06-2004, 09:35 AM

I just buy a new bed everytime. A plastic sheet is too much trouble.

reynold · 09-06-2004, 08:53 PM

I don't invite them, they just come in without my permission. LOL

Screaming · 09-06-2004, 08:57 PM

a little anal retentive i see, i think u have see as good as it gets way to many times

fr8 · 09-06-2004, 10:01 PM

Sounds like you got some hot ones coming over.

xclusive · 09-06-2004, 10:05 PM

Dude if you need the rubber sheets it's time to get a better class of girl...

Juicy D. Links · 09-06-2004, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
This is why I use MR. Izzz's bed.

I'ts already got blood splatter on is so who cares about som emore bodily fluids?

Quotealex · 09-08-2004, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:

Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.

plastic sheets ruined it again.

You'd probably be suprised to learn that there are different type of plastic bed covers being sold. Yeah the cheap ones at $2.50 and less do crinkle but you can also get those new micro-fiber ones at $10+ that hardly crinkle.

Indeed · 09-08-2004, 10:23 AM

youre kidding right?

alexg · 09-08-2004, 10:28 AM

lol, i hope i never need to bring home girls who would make me think of putting a plastic bed sheets

TheWildcard · 09-08-2004, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:

Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.

plastic sheets ruined it again.

pussyluver · 09-08-2004, 10:29 AM

It's not the sheets, ya can always get new ones. Replacing the mattress sucks.

Anyway, date older women past the change. You'll have fewer problems.

Kassidy · 09-08-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:

Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.

plastic sheets ruined it again.

So true!

iFliPcEss · 09-08-2004, 12:12 PM

oh noh if I am a gurl and you put a plastic over your bed... i might as well annoy you by removing the plastic "unintentionnaly" then mess up with your dear bed... 'coz it is one big insult seeing a plastic cover on your bed as if I got this dirty hygiene lol

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iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	oh noh if I am a gurl and you put a plastic over your bed... i might as well annoy you by removing the plastic "unintentionnaly" then mess up with your dear bed... 'coz it is one big insult seeing a plastic cover on your bed as if I got this dirty hygiene lol