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Mike Okitch · 09-05-2004, 11:42 PM

No I don't.

I don't know what's worse.

A- Put plastic on the bed. Nothing more romantic than the sound of crackling plastic to put you and your partner in the mood.

or

B- Invite your partner over to the charming palace of Motel 6.

If you choose B, at least you don't have to worry about stains. Oh, they're already there. You just don't see them (unless you carry a UV light)

I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed.

If you absolutely must use plastic, use bubblewrap. More fun that way.

Just my

09-05-2004, 11:42 PM
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	No I don't. I don't know what's worse. A- Put plastic on the bed. Nothing more romantic than the sound of crackling plastic to put you and your partner in the mood. or B- Invite your partner over to the charming palace of Motel 6. If you choose B, at least you don't have to worry about stains. Oh, they're already there. You just don't see them (unless you carry a UV light) I say don't be a cheap bastard, use the laundry dammit. If you know she's a squirter, use your roomate's bed. If you absolutely must use plastic, use bubblewrap. More fun that way. Just my __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.