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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
scenario:
Things are hot and heavy and the couple move into the bedroom area... tearing at each others clothes and sucking face madly.. the woman falls on the bed and hears the crinkle of plastic...things halt..she is thinking in her mind..is this fucker a bed wetter? Does he have a bed wetting fetish? Does he think I will stain his fucking matress? fuck this anal retentive piss boy...im outta here... see ya.
plastic sheets ruined it again. 
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You'd probably be suprised to learn that there are different type of plastic bed covers being sold. Yeah the cheap ones at $2.50 and less do crinkle but you can also get those new micro-fiber ones at $10+ that hardly crinkle.
