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RedShoe · 07-05-2001, 03:55 AM

So has anyone seen A.I.?
We saw it on Sunday, but was wondering if anyone else saw it?

I won't give my opinion until I see that some people have seen it first.

If you saw it, what did you think?

Veiga · 07-05-2001, 05:29 AM

Damn! You guys already saw that movie??? All Kubrick movies rocks...and AI must be not an exception. With steven spielberg, john williams and kubrick! wow...what a mix!!

how is it?

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sweetjimmy · 07-05-2001, 07:08 AM

spielbergo sucks, kubrick he is not

wait for the dvd

07-05-2001, 10:05 AM

I saw it with Lane - we both pretty much agreed that the movie rocked !

It was a fresh idea - basically a high-tech new age tale. Awesome acting and a freaky vision for the future, for sure.

boneprone · 07-05-2001, 10:08 AM

I loved it.. It was a great movie.. The way they presented everything was way cool..

The story line was a bit sad, but the movie itself with the way everyting was presented on screen was awsome..

I loved it..

So did much of the boneprone family.
Exxxotica, Dank, me, Insight My wife and Chan.

I think Exxxotica was crying.. The fucking puss.

sweetjimmy · 07-05-2001, 10:22 AM

Spielbergo can't write his screenplay bites and he doesn't know how to write dialogue. He's lucky he had Kubrick's storyboards. I liked his wannabe 2001 shit where the kid wakes up with the aliens, that was sad.

It might of been good but it should of been great.

RedShoe · 07-05-2001, 11:33 AM

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm about to go on a rant about this film. If you want to see the movie, stop reading this trhead now!

----------------------------------------------------------------
Wait for the DVD???? Are you fucking kidding me?

I was ready to slap a lawsuit on Dreamworks demanding my money and everyone else's money back.

It was reeeaallllllyyyyy slow. And it reeeaallllllyyyyy sucked!

I love Kubrick. Schepeeel-berg is no Kubrick.

It wasn't at all what I thought it would be about. And when I realized what it was about, the beat you over the head with it, until your sick to your stomach.

I especially liked how it ended 4 DIFFERENT TIMES!!!

"Oh, that was kind of a lame movie. Are you ready to go- Wha? There's more?"

10 minutes later...

"Oh, ok, now it's over let's go-Huh? It's still going?"

10 minutes later...
"I hope that was it, nope."

10 minutes later...
"WHAT THE FUCK!! That sucked, and what was up with this lame ass ending. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! Cat, get my gun! What? Well, remeind me to go buy a gun. I need to shoot holes in all the screens in all the theatres that's showing this horrible piece of shit film"

My advice. Don't go.
No, scratch that. GO. See it for your self.

Going was good for me, now I have a movie to benchmark bad movies against.

"Hey it was bad, but at least it wasn't A.I."

General census in our shop, from 100% of the people that saw the film, "hated it."

My boss said he was literally laughing (out loud) at the (last) ending.
Trust me it was stupid.

boneprone · 07-05-2001, 11:53 AM

Boneprone still liked it, and we shal see how the box office takes to it.

Eric · 07-05-2001, 02:16 PM

The only thing I can say is - This kid is going to be a star for a long time!

I agree with RedShoe on most of what he said, but there were still some good things about the movie. Teddy cracked me up at times.

RedShoe · 07-05-2001, 07:03 PM

Yeah, I must say that I was glad that I spent $25.00 that night and the only redeeming character in that whole film was a fucking rod puppet/cgi teddy bear.

Wow, I can't believe how upset I still am.

Saw Momento again today. That's still an awesome flick.

sweetjimmy · 07-05-2001, 10:47 PM

I think it was a good movie till Spielberg turned into Toy Story 3

I still haven't seen Momento

aprilkorova · 07-06-2001, 11:48 AM

Sometimes I find myself getting so pissed at my beloved Kubrick because he didn't do enough while he was alive. Doing a movie every 10 or 15 years means that he doesn't do many of the projects he wants to. And that's a shame.

AI would have rocked if it was Kubrick all the way. I could sense him in it....barely.

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Midnight · 07-06-2001, 05:24 PM

Pinnochio 2001 was one of the most disturbing and thought provoking movies Kandi and I have seen in a long time.

We are still talking about it, and dreaming about it. Like it, or hate it, it sticks with you.

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RedShoe · 07-06-2001, 05:31 PM

Yeah, like stink sticks to shit.

sweetjimmy · 07-06-2001, 06:02 PM

You and "kandi"? Are you serious?

Is it me or are moving getting shittier every year? The amazing thing is ticket sales are going up. Wtf?

AI sucks.

jimmy-3-way · 07-08-2001, 12:31 PM

You see that fat timepiece the dad is wearing in A.I.?? The titanium Oak Time Bomb? I got one of those....yes! The FUTURE watch.

Also how come all the future furniture comes from Pottery Barn?

dank · 07-08-2001, 02:13 PM

I saw AI! I liked it!
Makauly Caulkin does it agian!!
He's always in some pretty good movies but I swear that guy should be around 21 years old or more and he never seems to look any older than he was in Home Alone!
Haha!

TheWatcher · 07-08-2001, 02:23 PM

I loved it! =o)

It was so fucking cool.. may have been long but i loved it! All i got to say. =o)

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boneprone · 07-08-2001, 03:21 PM

Jimmy you got fired form topcash? What you doing now?

sweetjimmy · 07-08-2001, 04:57 PM

LOL@ DANK

dank · 07-09-2001, 01:08 AM

I went and saw it again today.. It had the same ending.

TheFLY · 07-09-2001, 12:23 PM

I haven't seen it yet -- but a friend told me the plot... seems so poetic and original. I have to wonder how it could be such a bad movie.

With the exception of the lock of hair -- that seems a little too ironic and convenient for me that the boy would have kept the hair or even had cut hair in the first place... but the irony of the hair -- it being a reminder of not only his love for his mother, but as a painful symbol of his fall from grace in her eyes -- and his brother's betrayal... and then to use it again for a resurection -- the hair becoming a gift...that he deserves in the eyes of the audience. that could really jerk some tears if done properly...

it's almost as if in the end -- his being alive -- has given him his spiritual right to be owed by the universe his reward for having true loving intent in his actions. many of us would like to think that we will be rewarded for our actions -- especially in the afterlife... but what is "after" for a robot?

some of the scenes sound cool -- the robots looking for their spare parts... we project onto them a humble martyrdom... the sad reality of discarded souls -- reminds me of the Mexican families here in Venice that come out late at night, sifting through dumpsters together searching for disgarded plastic bottles and cans...

ehehe but I never even saw the movie... i still think the plot sounds cool though.

TheFLY · 07-09-2001, 12:33 PM

and yet here I am
a sifter of traffic
wanting of disgarded hits
bits and pieces
of human clicks
mingled with the thoughtless wanderings
of lost robots
searching and searching
without knowing
mimicking the lost souls of horny surfers
lurking for love
in all the wrong places.

boneprone · 07-09-2001, 12:33 PM

Damn it.. Pete must be lighting up again.

TheFLY · 07-09-2001, 12:53 PM

no that shit makes me too sleepy...

the boneprone
madness encapsulated in text
fingers flying at light speed
gallery behemoth
clicks for greed
topics traversed
AI cursed
disbelief in pete
clicks for fake weed
topcash stole my trials
high performance lubricant please

TheFLY · 07-09-2001, 01:04 PM

i have a gift for ending threads... did anyone notice that? ehehehe

RedShoe · 07-09-2001, 05:58 PM

jimmy-3-way · 07-10-2001, 12:44 AM

Yeah I got fired from topcash. Oh well. Anyone wanna give me a job?

[Labret] · 07-10-2001, 02:34 AM

Just saw it tonight. What a worthless hunk of shit. I feel like setting a homeless person on fire, someone has to pay for my pain.

If you liked it you should be drug into the street and shot execution style. You have no taste and are most likely mesmerized by small shiny objects.

That kid has a future? I see fucking dead people and this load of crap. This kid is another Macaulay Culkin, cute as a kid... but that little kid fetal alcohol syndrome look dont fly very far when your 16. You end up looking like 12clicks, and believe you me, that aint pretty.

Lame plot, lame actors, half assed special effects, lame attempts at pulling heart strings. This movie was made for the cattle movie going audiences in this country. Mooooo. Die. If you have a personalized license plate, or anything with Taz on it, you and your lame ass ilk will love this 2 hours of mind numbing pablum.

TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 02:45 AM

Don't be trippin' mouthin' shit 'bout my boy TAZ... you better lay low... until I say so...

jimmy-3-way · 07-10-2001, 02:52 AM

I have a personalized license plate on my six-four. It says PIMPALA.

Of course now that I'm an unemployed bum I spose I'll have to set it on fire to get the insurance money.

07-05-2001, 03:55 AM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Artificial Intelligence So has anyone seen A.I.? We saw it on Sunday, but was wondering if anyone else saw it? I won't give my opinion until I see that some people have seen it first. If you saw it, what did you think?

07-09-2001, 05:58 PM	#27
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	no.

07-05-2001, 05:29 AM	#2
Veiga Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Portugal Posts: 157	Damn! You guys already saw that movie??? All Kubrick movies rocks...and AI must be not an exception. With steven spielberg, john williams and kubrick! wow...what a mix!! how is it? ------------------ ______ All Boys Do What They Have To Do ______ http://www.powergirlz.com/webmasters ______________________________________________

07-05-2001, 07:08 AM	#3
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	spielbergo sucks, kubrick he is not wait for the dvd

07-05-2001, 10:05 AM	#4
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I saw it with Lane - we both pretty much agreed that the movie rocked ! It was a fresh idea - basically a high-tech new age tale. Awesome acting and a freaky vision for the future, for sure.

07-05-2001, 10:08 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I loved it.. It was a great movie.. The way they presented everything was way cool.. The story line was a bit sad, but the movie itself with the way everyting was presented on screen was awsome.. I loved it.. So did much of the boneprone family. Exxxotica, Dank, me, Insight My wife and Chan. I think Exxxotica was crying.. The fucking puss.

07-05-2001, 10:22 AM	#6
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Spielbergo can't write his screenplay bites and he doesn't know how to write dialogue. He's lucky he had Kubrick's storyboards. I liked his wannabe 2001 shit where the kid wakes up with the aliens, that was sad. It might of been good but it should of been great.

07-05-2001, 11:33 AM	#7
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm about to go on a rant about this film. If you want to see the movie, stop reading this trhead now! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Wait for the DVD???? Are you fucking kidding me? I was ready to slap a lawsuit on Dreamworks demanding my money and everyone else's money back. It was reeeaallllllyyyyy slow. And it reeeaallllllyyyyy sucked! I love Kubrick. Schepeeel-berg is no Kubrick. It wasn't at all what I thought it would be about. And when I realized what it was about, the beat you over the head with it, until your sick to your stomach. I especially liked how it ended 4 DIFFERENT TIMES!!! "Oh, that was kind of a lame movie. Are you ready to go- Wha? There's more?" 10 minutes later... "Oh, ok, now it's over let's go-Huh? It's still going?" 10 minutes later... "I hope that was it, nope." 10 minutes later... "WHAT THE FUCK!! That sucked, and what was up with this lame ass ending. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! Cat, get my gun! What? Well, remeind me to go buy a gun. I need to shoot holes in all the screens in all the theatres that's showing this horrible piece of shit film" My advice. Don't go. No, scratch that. GO. See it for your self. Going was good for me, now I have a movie to benchmark bad movies against. "Hey it was bad, but at least it wasn't A.I." General census in our shop, from 100% of the people that saw the film, "hated it." My boss said he was literally laughing (out loud) at the (last) ending. Trust me it was stupid.

07-05-2001, 11:53 AM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Boneprone still liked it, and we shal see how the box office takes to it.

07-05-2001, 02:16 PM	#9
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	The only thing I can say is - This kid is going to be a star for a long time! I agree with RedShoe on most of what he said, but there were still some good things about the movie. Teddy cracked me up at times.

07-05-2001, 07:03 PM	#10
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Yeah, I must say that I was glad that I spent $25.00 that night and the only redeeming character in that whole film was a fucking rod puppet/cgi teddy bear. Wow, I can't believe how upset I still am. Saw Momento again today. That's still an awesome flick.

07-05-2001, 10:47 PM	#11
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	I think it was a good movie till Spielberg turned into Toy Story 3 I still haven't seen Momento

07-06-2001, 11:48 AM	#12
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	Sometimes I find myself getting so pissed at my beloved Kubrick because he didn't do enough while he was alive. Doing a movie every 10 or 15 years means that he doesn't do many of the projects he wants to. And that's a shame. AI would have rocked if it was Kubrick all the way. I could sense him in it....barely. [This message has been edited by aprilkorova (edited 07-06-2001).]

07-06-2001, 05:24 PM	#13
Midnight Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: ONLINE Posts: 330	Pinnochio 2001 was one of the most disturbing and thought provoking movies Kandi and I have seen in a long time. We are still talking about it, and dreaming about it. Like it, or hate it, it sticks with you. ------------------ Midnight Webmaster Midnight Ventures a little bit of nasty can be so nice [email protected]

07-06-2001, 05:31 PM	#14
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Yeah, like stink sticks to shit.

07-06-2001, 06:02 PM	#15
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	You and "kandi"? Are you serious? Is it me or are moving getting shittier every year? The amazing thing is ticket sales are going up. Wtf? AI sucks.

07-08-2001, 12:31 PM	#16
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	You see that fat timepiece the dad is wearing in A.I.?? The titanium Oak Time Bomb? I got one of those....yes! The FUTURE watch. Also how come all the future furniture comes from Pottery Barn?

07-08-2001, 02:13 PM	#17
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I saw AI! I liked it! Makauly Caulkin does it agian!! He's always in some pretty good movies but I swear that guy should be around 21 years old or more and he never seems to look any older than he was in Home Alone! Haha!

07-08-2001, 02:23 PM	#18
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	I loved it! =o) It was so fucking cool.. may have been long but i loved it! All i got to say. =o) ------------------ - TheWatcher Peace will come, just kill them all... MyGayLinX MyGayLinX - TGP MyGayLinX - TGP Submitter MyGayLinX - Webmaster ToolBox [*] XboYX - TGP[/list][/b]

07-08-2001, 03:21 PM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Jimmy you got fired form topcash? What you doing now?

07-08-2001, 04:57 PM	#20
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	LOL@ DANK

07-09-2001, 01:08 AM	#21
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I went and saw it again today.. It had the same ending.

07-09-2001, 12:23 PM	#22
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I haven't seen it yet -- but a friend told me the plot... seems so poetic and original. I have to wonder how it could be such a bad movie. With the exception of the lock of hair -- that seems a little too ironic and convenient for me that the boy would have kept the hair or even had cut hair in the first place... but the irony of the hair -- it being a reminder of not only his love for his mother, but as a painful symbol of his fall from grace in her eyes -- and his brother's betrayal... and then to use it again for a resurection -- the hair becoming a gift...that he deserves in the eyes of the audience. that could really jerk some tears if done properly... it's almost as if in the end -- his being alive -- has given him his spiritual right to be owed by the universe his reward for having true loving intent in his actions. many of us would like to think that we will be rewarded for our actions -- especially in the afterlife... but what is "after" for a robot? some of the scenes sound cool -- the robots looking for their spare parts... we project onto them a humble martyrdom... the sad reality of discarded souls -- reminds me of the Mexican families here in Venice that come out late at night, sifting through dumpsters together searching for disgarded plastic bottles and cans... ehehe but I never even saw the movie... i still think the plot sounds cool though.

07-09-2001, 12:33 PM	#23
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	and yet here I am a sifter of traffic wanting of disgarded hits bits and pieces of human clicks mingled with the thoughtless wanderings of lost robots searching and searching without knowing mimicking the lost souls of horny surfers lurking for love in all the wrong places.

07-09-2001, 12:53 PM	#25
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	no that shit makes me too sleepy... the boneprone madness encapsulated in text fingers flying at light speed gallery behemoth clicks for greed topics traversed AI cursed disbelief in pete clicks for fake weed topcash stole my trials high performance lubricant please

07-09-2001, 01:04 PM	#26
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	i have a gift for ending threads... did anyone notice that? ehehehe

07-10-2001, 12:44 AM	#28
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	Yeah I got fired from topcash. Oh well. Anyone wanna give me a job?

07-10-2001, 02:34 AM	#29
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Just saw it tonight. What a worthless hunk of shit. I feel like setting a homeless person on fire, someone has to pay for my pain. If you liked it you should be drug into the street and shot execution style. You have no taste and are most likely mesmerized by small shiny objects. That kid has a future? I see fucking dead people and this load of crap. This kid is another Macaulay Culkin, cute as a kid... but that little kid fetal alcohol syndrome look dont fly very far when your 16. You end up looking like 12clicks, and believe you me, that aint pretty. Lame plot, lame actors, half assed special effects, lame attempts at pulling heart strings. This movie was made for the cattle movie going audiences in this country. Mooooo. Die. If you have a personalized license plate, or anything with Taz on it, you and your lame ass ilk will love this 2 hours of mind numbing pablum.

07-10-2001, 02:45 AM	#30
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Don't be trippin' mouthin' shit 'bout my boy TAZ... you better lay low... until I say so...

07-10-2001, 02:52 AM	#31
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	I have a personalized license plate on my six-four. It says PIMPALA. Of course now that I'm an unemployed bum I spose I'll have to set it on fire to get the insurance money.