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WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to go on a rant about this film. If you want to see the movie, stop reading this trhead now!
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Wait for the DVD???? Are you fucking kidding me?
I was ready to slap a lawsuit on Dreamworks demanding my money and everyone else's money back.
It was reeeaallllllyyyyy slow. And it reeeaallllllyyyyy sucked!
I love Kubrick. Schepeeel-berg is no Kubrick.
It wasn't at all what I thought it would be about. And when I realized what it was about, the beat you over the head with it, until your sick to your stomach.
I especially liked how it ended 4 DIFFERENT TIMES!!!
"Oh, that was kind of a lame movie. Are you ready to go- Wha? There's more?"
10 minutes later...
"Oh, ok, now it's over let's go-Huh? It's still going?"
10 minutes later...
"I hope that was it, nope."
10 minutes later...
"WHAT THE FUCK!! That sucked, and what was up with this lame ass ending. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! Cat, get my gun! What? Well, remeind me to go buy a gun. I need to shoot holes in all the screens in all the theatres that's showing this horrible piece of shit film"
My advice. Don't go.
No, scratch that. GO. See it for your self.
Going was good for me, now I have a movie to benchmark bad movies against.
"Hey it was bad, but at least it wasn't A.I."
General census in our shop, from 100% of the people that saw the film, "hated it."
My boss said he was literally laughing (out loud) at the (last) ending.
Trust me it was stupid.
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