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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...aziland_royals MBABANE (AFP) - Swazi King Mswati III, Africa's last absolute monarch, has picked a 16-year-old girl as his new wife, bringing to 12 the number of official spouses, sources in the royal household said. A source confirmed a report in the Times newspaper that said the teenager was a Miss Teen Swaziland finalist who took part in the annual reed dance last week when bare-breasted young women, who are supposed to be virgins, dance for the king. "Yes there is one lady that is currently kept at Prestige Guest House and we are not allowed to talk about the particulars of the person," said the source who asked not to be named. The source said that the 16-year-old girl underwent blood tests to determine whether she was HIV (news - web sites) positive and that she was expected to receive the royal blessing of the queen mother before being unveiled as the king's new bride at the weekend. Swaziland has the world's highest per capita rate of HIV infection at 38.8 percent in the kingdom of 1.1 million people, according to UN estimates. Local governor Jim Gama declined to confirm the report. "If you fall in love, who asks you ? So I do not understand why you are asking me about that because even if that is true, it is a personal issue so I have no comment," he said. Mswati, 36, has 11 official wives, one fiancee and 23 children. Royal sources told AFP that the king was trying to fill vacancies left by two of his wives who deserted the royal family in June this year after falling out of favour. One of the royal sources said the king wanted "young beautiful flowers" to brighten up the palace. Mswati, a polygamist who is know as the "Ngweyama", or lion, has ruled the mountainous kingdom wedged between South Africa and Mozambique since 1986, when he acceded to the throne at the age of 18. His father King Sobhuza II led the country to independence from Britain in 1968, and died at the age of 82 in 1982 with no fewer than 70 wives. Swaziland was ruled by Queen Regent Dzeliwe Shongwe until Mswati was old enough to accede to the throne. |
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Well yeah, I don't blame the guy. I guess if it were legal, I'd be hitting the 16 year old ass too. haha
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12 "official" spouses..... lucky mofo
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What a dirty old man
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wtf ?
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following in his fathers footsteps... need to get to 70 wives ... got a long way to go
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He doesn't look that old himself...
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Now that's a PIMP, The Magic Don Juan has nothing on this dude!
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dirty old man like the 35yo guy dating one of the olsen twins
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Im sure if we could we would, why judge unless you are hiding your jealousy
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I guess he doesn't watch need a TV!
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it's good to be the king
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That's outrageous. How dare he do something in his country (literally) that you can't do in yours.
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that's a one mean king! why can't i have some?
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Who's ass do I need to kiss to get an invitation to that party? |
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Christ people, get some fucking health care and education in your shithole of a country.
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Anyone else interested in seeing how hot this 16 year old must be to be able to get with a king?
Anyone remember Kim Smith? The girl was only 16 when she signed with Victoria's Secret. Talk about Jailbait. I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17: ![]() |
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Also, I find it funny that a 16 or 17 yr old girl can pose in lingerie and undies in a victoria's secret ad, but show the same photo in a discussion thread and two dozen idiots will get all bent out of shape about it.
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Theres video of this event with hundreds of girls running by topless, it takes the fun out of boobs personally....
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I wouldn't mind having 12 wives
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12 wives = 12 times the nagging....
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12 wives
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it is here , but its fucked up. dirty old me get there jollies to that ..... still though if thats what does it for ya...good luck
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12 wives = 12 Bitches Bitching!
I got 99 problems and a Bitch Ain't One...Hit Me!
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with such a high number of aids cases it really will wipe out that nation in 10 years...
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Man can you imagine the bickering between wives? And once a month that palace would be like a nuclear war zone.. I don't envy that guy at all!
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as Al Goldstein once said " a man doesn't pay a hooker for sex, he pays her to leave"
Al knew what he was talking about. |
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What if the people follow their leader?
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I'm a little tired ...
but I believe there are three tribes that currently exist in the "Africas" where the tribal leader still practices "primus noctus" (spelling off) which is where the tribal leader does the virgin before marriage/onset of adolescence. As these "leaders" often have STD's and AIDS they are often transmitted to the pre-teen girls which become sterile. We live in a sexual dark ages. |
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However, we seem to allow MANY MANY exemptions when it comes to sex. |
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12 spouses with 23 children wow...
Talk about keeping the bloodline alive |
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The fact is ... Brooke Shields in the movies ... "Pretty Baby", "Blue Lagoon" and "Return to Blue Lagoon" was a minor when she bared her breasts. Where was her legal rights - when this occured? Who decided it was okay for Brooke Shields to do this as an underage girl? MONEY SEX MONEY SEX it bends all rules. |
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