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Melvin the Dude 09-05-2004 11:38 PM

36yr old "king" picks 16yr old to be his 12th wife !!!
 
unbelieveable !

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...aziland_royals



MBABANE (AFP) - Swazi King Mswati III, Africa's last absolute monarch, has picked a 16-year-old girl as his new wife, bringing to 12 the number of official spouses, sources in the royal household said.


A source confirmed a report in the Times newspaper that said the teenager was a Miss Teen Swaziland finalist who took part in the annual reed dance last week when bare-breasted young women, who are supposed to be virgins, dance for the king.


"Yes there is one lady that is currently kept at Prestige Guest House and we are not allowed to talk about the particulars of the person," said the source who asked not to be named.


The source said that the 16-year-old girl underwent blood tests to determine whether she was HIV (news - web sites) positive and that she was expected to receive the royal blessing of the queen mother before being unveiled as the king's new bride at the weekend.


Swaziland has the world's highest per capita rate of HIV infection at 38.8 percent in the kingdom of 1.1 million people, according to UN estimates.


Local governor Jim Gama declined to confirm the report.


"If you fall in love, who asks you ? So I do not understand why you are asking me about that because even if that is true, it is a personal issue so I have no comment," he said.


Mswati, 36, has 11 official wives, one fiancee and 23 children. Royal sources told AFP that the king was trying to fill vacancies left by two of his wives who deserted the royal family in June this year after falling out of favour.


One of the royal sources said the king wanted "young beautiful flowers" to brighten up the palace.


Mswati, a polygamist who is know as the "Ngweyama", or lion, has ruled the mountainous kingdom wedged between South Africa and Mozambique since 1986, when he acceded to the throne at the age of 18.


His father King Sobhuza II led the country to independence from Britain in 1968, and died at the age of 82 in 1982 with no fewer than 70 wives.


Swaziland was ruled by Queen Regent Dzeliwe Shongwe until Mswati was old enough to accede to the throne.





xenigo 09-05-2004 11:42 PM

Well yeah, I don't blame the guy. I guess if it were legal, I'd be hitting the 16 year old ass too. haha

block 09-05-2004 11:43 PM

12 "official" spouses..... lucky mofo

Blondie23 09-05-2004 11:43 PM

What a dirty old man

Illicit 09-05-2004 11:46 PM

following in his fathers footsteps... need to get to 70 wives ... got a long way to go

Nysus 09-06-2004 12:47 AM

He doesn't look that old himself...

Matt

Danny Dukes 09-06-2004 12:50 AM

Now that's a PIMP, The Magic Don Juan has nothing on this dude!:1orglaugh

acctman 09-06-2004 12:51 AM

dirty old man like the 35yo guy dating one of the olsen twins :Graucho

liquidmoe 09-06-2004 12:53 AM

Im sure if we could we would, why judge unless you are hiding your jealousy :Graucho

born4porn 09-06-2004 12:54 AM

I guess he doesn't watch need a TV! :1orglaugh

MattK 09-06-2004 01:01 AM

it's good to be the king :Graucho

Jakke PNG 09-06-2004 01:03 AM

That's outrageous. How dare he do something in his country (literally) that you can't do in yours.

SpikeHeel 09-06-2004 01:04 AM

that's a one mean king! why can't i have some? :winkwink:

thumbsdepot 09-06-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
unbelieveable !

...annual reed dance last week when bare-breasted young women, who are supposed to be virgins, dance for the king.



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Who's ass do I need to kiss to get an invitation to that party?

CDSmith 09-06-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
Swaziland has the world's highest per capita rate of HIV infection at 38.8 percent in the kingdom of 1.1 million people, according to UN estimates.
THAT is what is truly unbelievable.

Christ people, get some fucking health care and education in your shithole of a country.

Plan9 09-06-2004 01:21 AM

Anyone else interested in seeing how hot this 16 year old must be to be able to get with a king?
Anyone remember Kim Smith? The girl was only 16 when she signed with Victoria's Secret. Talk about Jailbait.
I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17:

http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/ksmith.jpg

CDSmith 09-06-2004 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
Anyone remember Kim Smith?
I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17:

Yeah, I remember her.

Also, I find it funny that a 16 or 17 yr old girl can pose in lingerie and undies in a victoria's secret ad, but show the same photo in a discussion thread and two dozen idiots will get all bent out of shape about it.

Webby 09-06-2004 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
Swaziland has the world's highest per capita rate of HIV infection at 38.8 percent in the kingdom of 1.1 million people, according to UN estimates.
Na.. fuck it!! I won't start on that next! :-)


Danny Dukes:
Quote:

Now that's a PIMP, The Magic Don Juan has nothing on this dude! :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

Da Man has got his shit sorted!!

detroitiron 09-06-2004 02:52 AM

Theres video of this event with hundreds of girls running by topless, it takes the fun out of boobs personally....

Raf1 09-06-2004 03:04 AM

I wouldn't mind having 12 wives :Graucho

SykkBoy 09-06-2004 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1
I wouldn't mind having 12 wives :Graucho
ugh
12 wives = 12 times the nagging....

TheWildcard 09-06-2004 03:48 AM

12 wives :1orglaugh

phonephucker 09-06-2004 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Well yeah, I don't blame the guy. I guess if it were legal, I'd be hitting the 16 year old ass too. haha

it is here , but its fucked up.
dirty old me get there jollies to that .....

still though if thats what does it for ya...good luck

Danny Dukes 09-06-2004 04:16 AM

12 wives = 12 Bitches Bitching!

I got 99 problems and a Bitch Ain't One...Hit Me!

ldinternet 09-06-2004 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/ksmith.jpg
She looks 25.



Anyway, good fucking luck to the guy. I bet he'd be hitting even younger shit if he could. :1orglaugh

Preacher 09-06-2004 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
Anyone else interested in seeing how hot this 16 year old must be to be able to get with a king?
Anyone remember Kim Smith? The girl was only 16 when she signed with Victoria's Secret. Talk about Jailbait.
I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17:

http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/ksmith.jpg

uh oh... she is really hot! :Graucho :thumbsup

xclusive 09-06-2004 04:37 AM

with such a high number of aids cases it really will wipe out that nation in 10 years...

TweetyBird 09-06-2004 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
Anyone else interested in seeing how hot this 16 year old must be to be able to get with a king?
Anyone remember Kim Smith? The girl was only 16 when she signed with Victoria's Secret. Talk about Jailbait.
I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17:

http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/ksmith.jpg

if the king's new girl looks like that, I can understand his choice :Graucho

LadyMischief 09-06-2004 07:03 AM

Man can you imagine the bickering between wives? And once a month that palace would be like a nuclear war zone.. I don't envy that guy at all!

sumphatpimp 09-06-2004 07:14 AM

as Al Goldstein once said " a man doesn't pay a hooker for sex, he pays her to leave"

Al knew what he was talking about.

reynold 09-06-2004 10:33 PM

What if the people follow their leader?

sexeducation 09-06-2004 10:41 PM

I'm a little tired ...

but I believe there are three tribes that currently exist in the "Africas" where the tribal leader still practices "primus noctus" (spelling off) which is where the tribal leader does the virgin before marriage/onset of adolescence.

As these "leaders" often have STD's and AIDS they are often transmitted to the pre-teen girls which become sterile.

We live in a sexual dark ages.

sexeducation 09-06-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
Anyone else interested in seeing how hot this 16 year old must be to be able to get with a king?
Anyone remember Kim Smith? The girl was only 16 when she signed with Victoria's Secret. Talk about Jailbait.
I believe this pic taken when was was only 16 or 17:

http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/ksmith.jpg

At an age less then the age of majority it is illegal to make a binding contract with a minor unless it is for essential needs like food and shelter.

However, we seem to allow MANY MANY exemptions when it comes to sex.

zzgundamnzz 09-06-2004 10:48 PM

12 spouses with 23 children wow...

Talk about keeping the bloodline alive

Plan9 09-06-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
At an age less then the age of majority it is illegal to make a binding contract with a minor unless it is for essential needs like food and shelter.

However, we seem to allow MANY MANY exemptions when it comes to sex.

shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out of this thread. Better yet, remove yourself from the board. :321GFY

FTVGirls 09-06-2004 10:52 PM

http://www.fast-rewind.com/coming2america4.jpg

sexeducation 09-06-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plan9
shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out of this thread. Better yet, remove yourself from the board. :321GFY
On the pot and drinking again I see.

The fact is ...
Brooke Shields in the movies ...
"Pretty Baby", "Blue Lagoon" and "Return to Blue Lagoon" was a minor when she bared her breasts.

Where was her legal rights - when this occured?
Who decided it was okay for Brooke Shields to do this as an underage girl?

MONEY SEX MONEY SEX it bends all rules.

Melvin the Dude 09-06-2004 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FTVGirls
http://www.fast-rewind.com/coming2america4.jpg

ROFL !!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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