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Old 09-05-2004, 03:34 PM   #1
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My OFFICIAL resume for Wendy's Manager's consideration.

As you can see...I am clearly a qualified candidate for your company.

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Old 09-05-2004, 03:35 PM   #2
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:36 PM   #3
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you're just a customer, that doesn't make you a candidate
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:37 PM   #4
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I could see AaronM deep frying someone who pissed him off if he was in that hahahahahahahahahahathumbsup
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:37 PM   #5
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I think you would be better at In and Out myself

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Old 09-05-2004, 03:38 PM   #6
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the bag lacks the greasestains and ketchup fingerprints that a qualified candidate would have covered it with.


at this time we are no longer accepting applications. we are going through our list of bellyflop contestants first before we consider anyone else
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:38 PM   #7
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I think you would be better at In and Out myself

Leave my sex life out of this.
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:38 PM   #8
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the bag lacks the greasestains and ketchup fingerprints that a qualified candidate would have covered it with.


at this time we are no longer accepting applications. we are going through our list of bellyflop contestants first before we consider anyone else
Bastard. I'm calling the EEOC.
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:41 PM   #9
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That fancy bling bling on your wrist must be a timex if youre applying at Wendys.
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:49 PM   #10
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That fancy bling bling on your wrist must be a timex if youre applying at Wendys.
It's an ancient egyptian replica bracelet.
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:52 PM   #11
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I want your life. You have nothing better to do then hang out and think this stuff up.
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:53 PM   #12
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I want your life. You have nothing better to do then hang out and think this stuff up.
Believe it or not...I'm working at the same time.
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