My OFFICIAL resume for Wendy's Manager's consideration.
 

As you can see...I am clearly a qualified candidate for your company.

http://ampcontent.com/Pic/Wendys001.jpg

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you're just a customer, that doesn't make you a candidate

I could see AaronM deep frying someone who pissed him off if he was in that hahahahahahahahahahathumbsup :1orglaugh

I think you would be better at In and Out myself

:2 cents:

the bag lacks the greasestains and ketchup fingerprints that a qualified candidate would have covered it with.


at this time we are no longer accepting applications. we are going through our list of bellyflop contestants first before we consider anyone else

Leave my sex life out of this. :321GFY

Bastard. I'm calling the EEOC. :321GFY

That fancy bling bling on your wrist must be a timex if youre applying at Wendys. :winkwink:

It's an ancient egyptian replica bracelet.

I want your life. You have nothing better to do then hang out and think this stuff up.

Believe it or not...I'm working at the same time. :)