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#51 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Jennas taking my position?!? Wow, I hope she likes looking at the back of your head from my tv tray desk where you hide me.
------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#52 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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LMAO! I looked at it and thought to myself "Now why in the hell would someone stick a cocktail weinie on my friggin window?!?"
Now it makes sense. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#53 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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she asked for "her machine" not just machine
in case you didnt know, im already her sex machine ![]() |
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#54 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Oh, sorry about that.
Everyone carry on. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#55 |
HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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hey Machine, you can keep Jenna for yourself....it seems that she hasnt any feelings about me :-(
...but I guess It's ok, I'm gonna try my luck with Aria. I hope Snow doesn't mind, he's a married man you know..... [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 07-05-2001).] |
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#56 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Dont let it get ya down bro... there are billions of women that dont give a shit about me. Hell one of them is my wife.
------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#57 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In your face
Posts: 8,488
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Brian.. LADIES??? YOu have ladies working for you? Since when? I know of two females that were your employees but I can guarantee you we are NOT ladies.... ladies are boring and prudish........ we are far from that. LMAO
Machine.... whenever he tried to hide me I just worked him over real good and took a day off.... that will fix his ass REAL good....... LMAO And you are going to show me your ass? HOT DAMN!!!!! I have a nice little collection of men's asses, would love to add yours to it. ![]() Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Not a FUCKING Reseller!! The Board of Force |
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#58 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Hey I never said I was going to show it to ya! Sheesh what kinda guy do you think I am?!? I have morals ya know!
But for $5 I could probably overlook them. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#59 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Amherst, MA
Posts: 450
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Machine,
actually, I'd rather look at the back of her head rather than...nevermind, that's a whole nother post. On the cocktail weinie thing - all I could come up with was "I'm rubber, you're glue." :-( You buyin any'a this horseshit? Tam, yes, I do have 2 ladies working as well as Machine. Since about a week after you left. ![]() ![]() ------------------ Brian www.webmastercommerce.com |
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#60 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: o-HI-o
Posts: 7,183
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I heard ya pay gals to look and alot better than $5. lol
Guys get even more if they are over 8"... Ooooooooooooooooooooo! Whoooo Hooooo! |
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#61 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In your face
Posts: 8,488
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Brian... hell no I didn't.... I know you better than all that.......... but I wasn't sure you'd find anyone to put up with all the harrassment so fast. LMAO You know I love ya babe, I be just givin ya shit.......... you did alot for me and I am eternally grateful.
![]() Machine.... as for you.... now why would I give you $5 when I have so many that already do it for free? Ask your boss......... and yes I CAN prove it if need be. rotfl Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Not a FUCKING Reseller!! The Board of Force |
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#62 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,830
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Mr Brian, daydreaming again?
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#63 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Gemini... I never pay women. For some strange reason, women are always trying to give ME things. Maybe they should get out more.
As for the 8" thing... no comment. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#64 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Your loss Tam. This would have been the best $5 piece of ass you ever saw!
Did I just call myself a $5 piece of ass?!? *shakes head in shame* ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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#65 |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,784
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I have been eaten http://www.stormfront.org/forum/
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