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jimmyf · 09-01-2004, 07:32 PM

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

eroswebmaster · 09-01-2004, 07:35 PM

LOL man some of those force you into a tongue twister.

RedShoe · 09-01-2004, 07:37 PM

funny.

But I don't get the last 3.

This one:
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

and these two:
I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

lb_vee · 09-01-2004, 07:40 PM

damn, never realized how confusing the language really is.

EviLGuY · 09-01-2004, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
funny.
But I don't get the last 3.

This one:
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

and these two:
I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

in·ti·mate2
tr.v. in·ti·mat·ed, in·ti·mat·ing, in·ti·mates

1. To make known subtly and indirectly; hint.
2. To announce; proclaim.

zentz · 09-01-2004, 08:31 PM

i realy dont likes it was hard to learning

TweetyBird · 09-01-2004, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zentz
i realy dont likes it was hard to learning

lol, it seems you still have to work on it

reynold · 09-01-2004, 11:13 PM

hahaha there's a thingy called thesaurus... and it's a necessary part of the English grammar too...

Joe Citizen · 09-01-2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
funny.
But I don't get the last 3.

I hope you're not serious.

09-01-2004, 07:32 PM	#1
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. After a number of injections my jaw got number. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home? __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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09-01-2004, 07:37 PM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	funny. But I don't get the last 3. This one: How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? and these two: I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home? __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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09-01-2004, 07:40 PM	#4
lb_vee Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 886	damn, never realized how confusing the language really is.

09-01-2004, 11:13 PM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	hahaha there's a thingy called thesaurus... and it's a necessary part of the English grammar too...