Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

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  • jimmyf
    OU812
    • Feb 2001
    • 12651

    #1

    Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

    Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

    The bandage was wound around the wound.

    The farm was used to produce produce.

    The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

    We must polish the Polish furniture.

    He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    I did not object to the object.

    The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

    They were too close to the door to close it.

    The buck does funny things when the does are present.

    A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

    I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?
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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    LOL man some of those force you into a tongue twister.
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    • RedShoe
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      • Feb 2001
      • 14831

      #3
      funny.
      But I don't get the last 3.

      This one:
      How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


      and these two:
      I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

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      • lb_vee
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 886

        #4
        damn, never realized how confusing the language really is.

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        • EviLGuY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 12745

          #5
          Originally posted by RedShoe
          funny.
          But I don't get the last 3.

          This one:
          How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


          and these two:
          I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?
          in·ti·mate2
          tr.v. in·ti·mat·ed, in·ti·mat·ing, in·ti·mates

          1. To make known subtly and indirectly; hint.
          2. To announce; proclaim.

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          • zentz
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8062

            #6
            i realy dont likes it was hard to learning
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            • TweetyBird
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 8532

              #7
              Originally posted by zentz
              i realy dont likes it was hard to learning
              lol, it seems you still have to work on it
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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                hahaha there's a thingy called thesaurus... and it's a necessary part of the English grammar too...

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                • Joe Citizen
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 4552

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                  funny.
                  But I don't get the last 3.
                  I hope you're not serious.

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