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jimmyf 09-01-2004 07:32 PM

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn
 
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

eroswebmaster 09-01-2004 07:35 PM

LOL man some of those force you into a tongue twister.

RedShoe 09-01-2004 07:37 PM

funny. :)
But I don't get the last 3.

This one:
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


and these two:
I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

lb_vee 09-01-2004 07:40 PM

damn, never realized how confusing the language really is.

EviLGuY 09-01-2004 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
funny. :)
But I don't get the last 3.

This one:
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


and these two:
I'm guessing it was an English teacher who though this one up. Are you interested in talking about selling your home?

in·ti·mate2
tr.v. in·ti·mat·ed, in·ti·mat·ing, in·ti·mates

1. To make known subtly and indirectly; hint.
2. To announce; proclaim.

zentz 09-01-2004 08:31 PM

i realy dont likes it was hard to learning

TweetyBird 09-01-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zentz
i realy dont likes it was hard to learning
lol, it seems you still have to work on it :glugglug

reynold 09-01-2004 11:13 PM

hahaha there's a thingy called thesaurus... and it's a necessary part of the English grammar too...

Joe Citizen 09-01-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
funny. :)
But I don't get the last 3.

I hope you're not serious. :)


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