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Political Ponderings from Jay

You heard it here first: Dubaya is out this bitch. John Kerry is going to be our next president and YOU are going to have to deal with it! Yeah, I know, this is a brash statement. I?m just sick of all this pre-election bullshit that seems to be injecting politics into everything -- it?s fucking pointless and it?s BORING! I can tell you this: As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, as sure is Scott Perterson is a mur-diddly-urdler, and as sure as when I am done writing this homepage I will login Euro Sex Parties to rough up my suspect till I cover this keyboard in a frothy man spackle?

Kerry is gonna be our next president.

Polls ask VOTERS who they will vote for. These polls call on VOTERS who have actually bothered to take part in the political process in the past. Well it ain't the VOTERS that will decide this next election! Speculation about the upcoming election ends HERE. This is my poll and it is the only one that matters:

From what I've heard:

Around 50% of people say they will vote for Bush.
Around 50% of people say they will vote for Kerry.
Around 10% are ?swing voters? who constitute the ?undecided?.

Newsflash: Statistically speaking, 50% of people do not vote!

Fuck off you flimflamming 10% undecided morons -- you represent only 5% of the public anyway! This is as sure as I will be deleting your bloated Dubaya loving emails without reading them tomorrow, as sure as Michael Jackson fucks little boys, and as sure as I am readying my Bang Brother's Keyboard-Sperm-Guard to protect this computer from merciless sortie of dong malt that is about to be hurled in it's direction -- at least 11% of the 50% of the people who don't usually vote will go resister to get rid of George Bush because he is JUST THAT HORRIBLE!

Then again, you can use stats and statistics to back most anything -- 63% of people know that.

I'm not a John Kerry fan at all. Kerry is bad -- not bad like Mao Tse Tung or Grey Davis bad; more just Millard Fillmore bad. This country will gladly accept four years of mediocre leadership just because Kerry is NOT AS HORRIBLE as George Bush. That's why only 50% of people have voted in the past -- one mediocre candidate vs. another mediocre candidate -- in 2004 its one mediocre candidate vs. the Anti-Christ.

I'm not trying to change anyone's vote or to even to get anyone out to the polls at all -- I'm just sick and tired politics being interjected in my pop culture! Every channel, every comedian, every awards show, every god-damn-everything is about this impending election and I'm fucking worn-out! I need to get back to the issues that really affect my life: What about Mary-Kate Olsen's drug problem? When is there going to be an all original Carcass reunion? What the fuck is with Ashley Simpson's nose? Is Chinese Democracy really ever gonna come out?

Jesus-Fucking-Christ?we are America and America wants answers!

This is the kind of information that needs to be in the limelight; not all of this nonsensical yammering over who is going to be our next president. It's going to be John Kerry, so ya'll just STOP FUCKING ARGUEING ABOUT IT! We've been beaten into submission; we are tired and bloated on the blubber of speculation! America is going on the Adkins's Diet! No more CARBS ? that's right NO MORE FUCKING CARBS!

C = Cheney
A = Ashhahahahaha
R = Rumsfeld
B = Bush

Now stop arguing about it already!

OK, that's off my chest - whew! I've got to go now ? there's a hot 19 year old chick with braces patiently waiting for me to serve her a hot steaming bowl of American Man Bisque over at Mr. Chews Asian Beaver!

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Bookmark this thread, come back in November, and admit you were wrong.

SomeCreep

Yes of course Kerry will win. This is my simple reasoning...

Bush's War took our country BILLIONS of dollars more into debt.

Beacause of Bush, over 1000 Americans are dead that would still be alive had he not sent our country to War.

No weapons of mass destruction were found.

Terrorism is still as strong as ever.

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robfantasy

bush will win, the conspiracy theorists dont go out and vote

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Mike AI

I smell a wager!!

You guys should make a bet!!

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How many of those hundreds of thousands of protestors in NY will even remember to vote??

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cold_ice

I agree Kerry will win, maybe not by a landslide but he will win.

robfantasy

most are sheep and attention whores

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cherrylula

Probably all of them and lots more.

Its going to be revolutionary. Wait and see how pissed off the lower and middle class really is. Not to mention the gays and non-christians.

Lionheart

I think were fucked no mater who wins.....

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What is .

Are they religious conspirators ?

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Great stuff. You should have your own column.

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pornguy

Normally I would read that. But tonight I just dont feel like it.

Can someone sum that up?

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Verbal

I agree, but I think you're overestimating the intelligence of the average American.

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Jay

Great rant...... I'd love to see that vocalized in person some time!!

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If Kerry wins, he'll be another Jimmy Carter at best. Almost his entire support base is the "anyone but Bush" crowd. When your support doesn't like you, you can't be effective in a leadership position.

If Bush wins, we'll never hear the end of the democratic and liberal whining. Of course, government will continue to grow at a huge rate. When the economy finally gets fully recovered and expands, that will only be an excuse to create even more government due to the increased revenues.

We're in a fucking lose/lose situation. With that in mind, I'm going to vote for the candidate that I actually like.

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Good article Jay.

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MikeHawk

Why does everyone think they are so smart? I go by simple numbers, lets see.....Fox news rating are head and shoulders above the rest of the network new agencies, not what does that tell me? Kerry Votes watch Fox? NO

There are many many people that dont post on Adult web boards or make complete ass's of them selves laying in the middle of the street. We are embarassment to the world right now, the tearing down and shit being thrown at our own people is so sad.

Bottom line people come to he US to live and love it here, I make a good living dont get the boot if I talk back, and I am a happy camper with my life.

I checked out your numbers big Jay but got to tell you that it just does not add up, I know you are wishing on a star, but the quiet majority is and will always be the vote.

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xxxjay

Actually - I do:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/home.asp

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Project-Shadow

I really hope Kerry wins.. not because he'd be the better leader. He'd just to less damage to the U.S

Lykos

Politic sux

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johnbosh

kerry IS gonna win

latinasojourn

the big problem that almost no one talks about or understands is the federal decifit, brought on mostly by funding the iraqi war, and loss of tax base due to exporting of american jobs.

what this means is this:

within the next 36 months we will have HUGE inflationary rates as the government prints money to pay bills.

if you kids are not homeowners now, it is very likely you will be renters the rest of your life.

i saw what happened in calif in the late seventies---that scenario will happen all over america.

we will become a nation of haves, and have-nots.

if you can buy real estate at all, do it right now.

people may not have liked bill clinton, but he left office with a huge budget surplus, which helped keep inflation low.

bush inherited that huge budget surplus, pissed it away in four years and now we have the BIGGEST FEDERAL DEFICIT IN US HISTORY, and you will see the ripple effect of that mistake in the coming months.

sorry, but that's the truth.

sherie

LOL that was a good read. It was nice to come into the office today with the link sitting there. Made my day and I think you know what part cracked me up the most!! LOL I will just say NEVER so stop worrying about it, I have ;)

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FunForOne

Anyone got a calculator????


50 + 50 + 10 = 110%

Are you counting the democrat voters who are registered twice?


Nice

rayzor

the real problem and the real truth is that a lot of people live with blinders on and only look at the surface but not below.

- the deficit was not mostly because of the iraq war... it was growing before that.

- big companies will always look to export jobs to were it's cheaper because shareholders (you!) want to see profits. if there is no incentive (such as tax breaks or whatever), why should they stay? out of the goodness of their hearts? comeon! this is business!

- clinton entered office during the dot com boon (thus surplus). ANY president would have benifited. does this mean he created it? NO. he was at the right place at the right time.

-bush entered office when the dot coms was going bust (started last year of clinton actually). ANY president would be face a deficit.

- would any policies that either president enacted kept the surpluses growing or deficits declining? probably not. business/stock market had to run it's course.

does this mean i'm a republican? no
does this mean i'm a democrat? no
does this mean i'd vote for kerry or bush? no

it's so funny how people who belong to a "party" just put on the blinders to the stupid shit in that happens in their party.

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FunForOne

Clinton balanced the budget on the backs of the military. Our Military was down to 70% capacity when clinton left office.

Jimmy Carter decimated the military so bad that air craft carriers were circling the globe without pilots to fly the planes it carried.

Kerry is more liberal than both of them. He would do the same.

Rich

hahaha, you're an idiot. People watch Fox news because moron republicans don't like news, they like hearing their party's talking points repeated over and over again. The reason it's number one is that all the retards watch it and nothing else, while intelligent people who are seeking real news split themselves up between many sources. If you think Fox being number 1 means Bush is going to win the elction, well let's just say, you probably watch Fox don't you?

Fox hasn't changed any voters minds, it just plays to the sheep who are already too stupid to do anything but vote Bush as it is.

The reason you are the embarrassment of the world is because George Bush still has the slightest chance of getting re-elected. Period.

xxxjay

exactly

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xxxjay

If there are actually any Bush supporters in the business and you vote him and the AG back in - you have just voted yourself out of the online porn biz and you are a fucking IDIOT to boot.

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alexg

haha

nicely put... I think Bush is gonna win

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here's a site worth checking out for anyone interested in election statistics.

http://www.geocities.com/electionmodel/

this one is good too

http://electoral-vote.com/

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_Danielle_

That was hilarious! Thanks for the read Jay!

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baddog

FYI - no one is going to win by a landslide. Set the bong down and step away from the keyboard

xxxjay

You should step away from the keyboard - why does ANYONE need to post on GFY 15000+ times?

Get some work done.

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X37375787

you're dumber than a frozen brick of bull turd. hence the "around" in his post.

fuckin' idiot. nice read Jay.

hottoddy

Most of the regular posters are going to whine like the little liberal bitches they are when Kerry loses.

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I'll bump this thread when you are wrong

WarChild

Today Time Magazine showing 11 point lead for Bush over Kerry.

Latest electoral polling shows Dubya winning, with Wisconsin going red now. This is if the election were held today, according to polls.

xxxjay

hottoddy - Go eat a hot pile of cocks you fucking faggot. If you would vote for Bush and you are in this Biz - you are a complete IDIOT. Look at the thread Lens has pinned today. You are probably just an annoying surfer anyway. I've never heard of you.

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okny

100$ bucks says Bush will take it.

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MikeHawk

Oh shut up...blonde sexy one...hahahahahahaaa

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xxxjay

Why would you vote for him?

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baddog

well, I was banned for several months, hence the low post count . . . and it is called multi-tasking

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Plan9

As much as I'd love for Kerry to win, I don't believe this will be the case come November

NoCarrier

You lost all credibility there.. 110% ?

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