Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics - GoFuckYourself.com

kristin · 09-01-2004, 08:00 PM

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Hustlin Entertainment · 09-01-2004, 08:03 PM

good post

lb_vee · 09-01-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

I think I was watching the wrong channel

09-01-2004, 08:05 PM

I love it

eroswebmaster · 09-01-2004, 08:07 PM

LOL too funny.

sickkittens · 09-01-2004, 08:10 PM

Haha

Anythign that comes out of the Hamm kid's mouth is funny.

EviLGuY · 09-01-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Haha

Anythign that comes out of the Hamm kid's mouth is funny.

Yeah no kidding.. it's obvious it doesn't take brains to win an Olympic medal.

I should get into that...

CDSmith · 09-01-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Good post, but I'm going to have to see footage on this one before I believe it. No way in hell a commentator said that on TV

crockett · 09-01-2004, 08:12 PM

I didn't know george Bush jr was doing the announcements for NBC

RightHandMan · 09-01-2004, 08:13 PM

Who put that list together???

Its Hilarious....almost as good as the Stage Director of the DNC swearing aloud uncontrollably on CNN

swoop · 09-01-2004, 08:25 PM

great post.

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

You think??

TweetyBird · 09-01-2004, 08:29 PM

excellent post

steve90 · 09-01-2004, 08:32 PM

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9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

This is the one i liked the best but i find it hard to believe it was sad

Furious_Male · 09-01-2004, 08:32 PM

That is some funny shit

kristin · 09-02-2004, 09:42 AM

Thought I'd give this a bump for the morning crew....

sherie · 09-02-2004, 09:45 AM

LOL that was great!

RRACY · 09-02-2004, 09:45 AM

Good stuff.

Lange · 09-02-2004, 09:46 AM

Just what I needed this morning....that was funny.

johnbosh · 09-02-2004, 09:47 AM

LOL:D

CE_BigB · 09-02-2004, 09:47 AM

Two

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Tanker · 09-02-2004, 09:48 AM

K thats a funny post

Allison · 09-02-2004, 09:52 AM

nice, I needed a good laugh today!

kristin · 09-02-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tanker
K thats a funny post

I think so too! ; )

Vitasoy · 09-02-2004, 09:56 AM

heh some of those are pretty good

candyflip · 09-02-2004, 09:56 AM

Someone should put together a film reel of those clips.

That would be some funny shit.

macho · 09-02-2004, 10:04 AM

Inde · 09-02-2004, 10:05 AM

great thread

_Danielle_ · 09-02-2004, 10:08 AM

Kristen, I don't know where you get your stuff but, I am glad you did. Good stuff!!

Indeed · 09-02-2004, 10:11 AM

Yo Adrian · 09-02-2004, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Yanks_Todd · 09-02-2004, 10:14 AM

That was a good way to start the morning

Michael O · 09-02-2004, 10:17 AM

Thanks I needed a laugh and those are great

hottoddy · 09-02-2004, 10:21 AM

Very funny but completely untrue.

kristin · 09-02-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
Very funny but completely untrue.

Untrue?!?

M_M · 09-02-2004, 10:23 AM

Funny, but most likely made up

axelcat · 09-02-2004, 10:23 AM

seeric · 09-02-2004, 10:25 AM

some good ones there.

i probably wouldnt have caught those in a bradcast.

lol

Downtime · 09-02-2004, 10:28 AM

Awesome post! Great shit!

KingAsher · 09-02-2004, 10:39 AM

hahahahaha........thats some funny shit!

Nysus · 09-02-2004, 10:39 AM

Made me laugh, thanks.

Matt

LukieD · 09-02-2004, 10:41 AM

quality post

JUSTB · 09-02-2004, 10:44 AM

LOL those were great! Nice to see some new humor on the internet!

excitica · 09-02-2004, 10:53 AM

RyanL · 09-02-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Manowar · 09-02-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

CDSmith · 09-02-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
Very funny but completely untrue.

Said the guy with nothing to support his statement.

hottoddy · 09-02-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Said the guy with nothing to support his statement.

Of course not. The person asserting these absurdities (albeit funny) has the burden of proof.

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