Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
 

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

good post

I think I was watching the wrong channel

:1orglaugh I love it

LOL too funny.

Haha

Anythign that comes out of the Hamm kid's mouth is funny. :winkwink:

Yeah no kidding.. it's obvious it doesn't take brains to win an Olympic medal. :1orglaugh

I should get into that...

Good post, but I'm going to have to see footage on this one before I believe it. No way in hell a commentator said that on TV :1orglaugh

I didn't know george Bush jr was doing the announcements for NBC

Who put that list together???

Its Hilarious....almost as good as the Stage Director of the DNC swearing aloud uncontrollably on CNN

great post.

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

You think?? :1orglaugh

excellent post :1orglaugh

This is the one i liked the best but i find it hard to believe it was sad :thumbsup

:1orglaugh That is some funny shit

Thought I'd give this a bump for the morning crew....

LOL that was great!

Good stuff.:thumbsup

Just what I needed this morning....that was funny.

LOL:D

Two :thumbsup



BIG B

K thats a funny post

nice, I needed a good laugh today!

I think so too! ; )

heh some of those are pretty good :)

Someone should put together a film reel of those clips.

That would be some funny shit.

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great thread :thumbsup

Kristen, I don't know where you get your stuff but, I am glad you did. Good stuff!!

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That was a good way to start the morning

Thanks I needed a laugh and those are great :1orglaugh

Very funny but completely untrue.

Untrue?!?

Funny, but most likely made up

:1orglaugh

some good ones there.

i probably wouldnt have caught those in a bradcast.


lol

Awesome post! Great shit!

hahahahaha........thats some funny shit!

Made me laugh, thanks. :)

Matt

:1orglaugh quality post

LOL those were great! Nice to see some new humor on the internet! :1orglaugh

LOL :)

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Said the guy with nothing to support his statement.

Of course not. The person asserting these absurdities (albeit funny) has the burden of proof.