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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
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So i was hangin out in the Bronx....
....not in the best part, and i had a random latina hottie come up to me. so i thought i was gonna be a playa, and i started talking to her about this and that. then after 5 minutes into the convo, right when i think i'm getting in, she asks me...
"are you a cop?" ![]() i almost pissed myself. this isnt the first time i was in a bad neighborhood and i was asked this...lol, this fucking sucks!!!! i'm gonna end up getting shot one day |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
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haha what were you wearing? dress like you are on Law & Order
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
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one time me and my friend were in a rental, we were on our way to a wedding, so we were both dressed in suits. we ended up stopping in a bodega in Flatbush(not the best part of brooklyn) for a few road sodas. from the momnet we stepped into the store to the momnet we drove off, every single person in the place shut up and stared us down.... not the best way to make new friends, lol |
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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![]() i soooo cant talk in ebonics. i swear if i tried i would have been beaten to a pulp |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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so i was hangin out in the Bronx...
for a moment i thought i'm gonna see "And I thought I saw JLO." |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NY
Posts: 993
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One time me and a friend were out hitting the bars all night. And my friend starts arguing with this chick out on the street and some dude on his way to work pulls up says some shit and takes off. So we get into my friends black toyota corolla and chase the guy down sunrise hwy. on long island. We finally get right up on him and he pulls over and begs us not to arrest him. We're both like WTF? and this guy is almost in tears saying aren't you cops, please don't take me in. Couldn't even kick his ass at that point, it was just too fucking funny!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 4,344
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader |
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Location: EU
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle, WA.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,943
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Izzz is a chick magnet
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lol
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,969
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Well? Are you a cop?
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