So i was hangin out in the Bronx....

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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    So i was hangin out in the Bronx....

    ....not in the best part, and i had a random latina hottie come up to me. so i thought i was gonna be a playa, and i started talking to her about this and that. then after 5 minutes into the convo, right when i think i'm getting in, she asks me...

    "are you a cop?"



    i almost pissed myself. this isnt the first time i was in a bad neighborhood and i was asked this...lol, this fucking sucks!!!!

    i'm gonna end up getting shot one day


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  • detoxed
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    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    haha what were you wearing? dress like you are on Law & Order

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    • fris
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      • Aug 2002
      • 55900

      #3
      you should have said hell no sista i am one of the van buren boys
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      • MrIzzz
        If u touch it, I will cum
        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        Originally posted by detoxed
        haha what were you wearing? dress like you are on Law & Order
        lmfaoooooooooo...

        one time me and my friend were in a rental, we were on our way to a wedding, so we were both dressed in suits. we ended up stopping in a bodega in Flatbush(not the best part of brooklyn) for a few road sodas. from the momnet we stepped into the store to the momnet we drove off, every single person in the place shut up and stared us down....

        not the best way to make new friends, lol


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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by fris
          you should have said hell no sista i am one of the van buren boys
          lmfao

          i soooo cant talk in ebonics. i swear if i tried i would have been beaten to a pulp


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          • mal
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            • Dec 2003
            • 1899

            #6

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            • reynold
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              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              so i was hangin out in the Bronx...

              for a moment i thought i'm gonna see

              "And I thought I saw JLO."

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              • ChrisExtreme
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 993

                #8
                One time me and a friend were out hitting the bars all night. And my friend starts arguing with this chick out on the street and some dude on his way to work pulls up says some shit and takes off. So we get into my friends black toyota corolla and chase the guy down sunrise hwy. on long island. We finally get right up on him and he pulls over and begs us not to arrest him. We're both like WTF? and this guy is almost in tears saying aren't you cops, please don't take me in. Couldn't even kick his ass at that point, it was just too fucking funny!

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                • GiantGnome
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4344

                  #9
                  right when i think i'm getting in, she asks me..."are you a cop?"

                  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                  • eiht_98
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 6103

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GiantGnome

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                    • johnbosh
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 8965

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      lmfaoooooooooo...

                      one time me and my friend were in a rental, we were on our way to a wedding, so we were both dressed in suits. we ended up stopping in a bodega in Flatbush(not the best part of brooklyn) for a few road sodas. from the momnet we stepped into the store to the momnet we drove off, every single person in the place shut up and stared us down....

                      not the best way to make new friends, lol
                      lol hell no

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                      • Deepai
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1583

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GiantGnome
                        LOL
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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GiantGnome

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Izzz is a chick magnet

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969

                              #15
                              Well? Are you a cop?

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