So i was hangin out in the Bronx....
 

....not in the best part, and i had a random latina hottie come up to me. so i thought i was gonna be a playa, and i started talking to her about this and that. then after 5 minutes into the convo, right when i think i'm getting in, she asks me...

"are you a cop?"

:(

i almost pissed myself. this isnt the first time i was in a bad neighborhood and i was asked this...lol, this fucking sucks!!!!

i'm gonna end up getting shot one day

haha what were you wearing? dress like you are on Law & Order

you should have said hell no sista i am one of the van buren boys

lmfaoooooooooo...

one time me and my friend were in a rental, we were on our way to a wedding, so we were both dressed in suits. we ended up stopping in a bodega in Flatbush(not the best part of brooklyn) for a few road sodas. from the momnet we stepped into the store to the momnet we drove off, every single person in the place shut up and stared us down....

not the best way to make new friends, lol

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i soooo cant talk in ebonics. i swear if i tried i would have been beaten to a pulp

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so i was hangin out in the Bronx...

for a moment i thought i'm gonna see

"And I thought I saw JLO."

One time me and a friend were out hitting the bars all night. And my friend starts arguing with this chick out on the street and some dude on his way to work pulls up says some shit and takes off. So we get into my friends black toyota corolla and chase the guy down sunrise hwy. on long island. We finally get right up on him and he pulls over and begs us not to arrest him. We're both like WTF? and this guy is almost in tears saying aren't you cops, please don't take me in. Couldn't even kick his ass at that point, it was just too fucking funny!

http://www.freeporn-intl.com/cops.jpg

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lol hell no

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Izzz is a chick magnet

Well? Are you a cop?