A 32oz Coke Spilled Right Dead Center On My Laptop - GoFuckYourself.com

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:28 PM

So,

we are sitting around on Sunday letting the drugs from the previous night wear off...we decide to order some pizza and I run to the store to get some cocacola....i fix a nice huge cup of coke and place it on the coffee table....the pizza gets here and that goes on the coffee table as well....

i am sitting on the floor with the laptop in my lap, when my wife decides to open the pizza and grab some slices....when she opens the box she neglects to notice the HUGE cup of coke right next to the box and hits the cup with the top of the pizza box and it proceeds to fall over, and the coke rolled out of the cup and directly in the center of my laptop...

i flipped out, unplugged i and flung the battery out and it flew across the room...i opened it all the way up and put it upside down and started hitting the back while screaming to get my tools....i think i set a record for taking apart a laptop, it must have only took me about 3 minutes....

it works now, but every single key is sticky, and I have to remove them and clean each one out one by one....but the damn thing still works....

DarkJedi · 09-01-2004, 03:29 PM

who could possibly give a shit ?

johnbosh · 09-01-2004, 03:30 PM

wow you are extremely lucky if i see so

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-01-2004, 03:30 PM

my hubby has spilled numerous beers and glasses of whiskey on my key board..and 7 years later that fucker still works...now my laptop i dont know about.. I would have been freaking out.. glad it still works

Buddy · 09-01-2004, 03:32 PM

I did the same thing but with Icedtea. Same thing. My track pad and keyboard needed to be replaced.

iwantchixx · 09-01-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
So,

we are sitting around on Sunday letting the drugs from the previous night wear off...we decide to order some pizza and I run to the store to get some cocacola....i fix a nice huge cup of coke and place it on the coffee table....the pizza gets here and that goes on the coffee table as well....

i am sitting on the floor with the laptop in my lap, when my wife decides to open the pizza and grab some slices....when she opens the box she neglects to notice the HUGE cup of coke right next to the box and hits the cup with the top of the pizza box and it proceeds to fall over, and the coke rolled out of the cup and directly in the center of my laptop...

i flipped out, unplugged i and flung the battery out and it flew across the room...i opened it all the way up and put it upside down and started hitting the back while screaming to get my tools....i think i set a record for taking apart a laptop, it must have only took me about 3 minutes....

it works now, but every single key is sticky, and I have to remove them and clean each one out one by one....but the damn thing still works....

just buy a new keyboard on ebay. people are always selling specific KBs for specific laptops/

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
who could possibly give a shit ?

your mom after I raped and beat her last night

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
just buy a new keyboard on ebay. people are always selling specific KBs for specific laptops/

shit, never thought of that...i will give that a try after I give the cleaning up....

mardigras · 09-01-2004, 03:36 PM

My dogs and cat like to fly past (dogs sometimes chasing cat), so I have learned to put all liquids out of any path that can lead over the keyboard. Only took me 2 keyboards to learn that

TurboAngel · 09-01-2004, 03:39 PM

Tell us more about the night before, sounds like that was a better time. Good think you got it dried out.

DarkJedi · 09-01-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
your mom after I raped and beat her last night

you're 13, right ?

imbecile, why aren't you in school?

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
Tell us more about the night before, sounds like that was a better time. Good think you got it dried out.

hahaha, actually it was from the 2 previous nights before....woke up at 1am friday night and went til 6am monday morning....WHEW...i fucking love weekends

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
you're 13, right ?

imbecile, why aren't you in school?

hahaha, wow...i have to say your the first to stoop to that level when directing a response in my direction...lighten up dude...

if you don't care, don't post....otherwise your putting yourself in this position...not me

crowkid · 09-01-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
you're 13, right ?

imbecile, why aren't you in school?

I'm going to have to agree with Jedi on this one.... Why do people in here who have 20,000 posts on their account, post stupid shit like every other 30 min, like "What should I eat for dinner?" or "Man I just stumped my toe!" ...Do you guys/gals REALLY think anyone in here gives a shit about something so incredibly fucking trivial? Nope....

Peaches · 09-01-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by crowkid
I'm going to have to agree with Jedi on this one.... Why do people in here who have 20,000 posts on their account, post stupid shit like every other 30 min, like "What should I eat for dinner?" or "Man I just stumped my toe!" ...Do you guys/gals REALLY think anyone in here gives a shit about something so incredibly fucking trivial? Nope....

Jace actually got good info because he posted here regarding buying keyboards on Ebay

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by crowkid
I'm going to have to agree with Jedi on this one.... Why do people in here who have 20,000 posts on their account, post stupid shit like every other 30 min, like "What should I eat for dinner?" or "Man I just stumped my toe!" ...Do you guys/gals REALLY think anyone in here gives a shit about something so incredibly fucking trivial? Nope....

so, this thread falls into that category? i think it is a little more important that that when people depend on me for work done and I can't get on my laptop running....LOL

sorry guys, i am not juicy and I don't post that I am taking a nap

and another thing, there is a reason that this board commands the moey it does to advertise...and if it didn't have the amount of threads it did because some idiots want business only threads, it would not exist anymore

so, deal with it and don't click the threads, or fucking leave you morons

TurboAngel · 09-01-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
hahaha, actually it was from the 2 previous nights before....woke up at 1am friday night and went til 6am monday morning....WHEW...i fucking love weekends

Well shit we're going to have fun when we come see you!

McKracken · 09-01-2004, 03:51 PM

mate please keep the drugs on a low...

btw booze will not make the keyboard as sticky as the cola did

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2004, 03:52 PM

Fuck it...

Throw the Lap Top into the Dryer.

crowkid · 09-01-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
so, this thread falls into that category? i think it is a little more important that that when people depend on me for work done and I can't get on my laptop running....LOL

sorry guys, i am not juicy and I don't post that I am taking a nap

and another thing, there is a reason that this board commands the moey it does to advertise...and if it didn't have the amount of threads it did because some idiots want business only threads, it would not exist anymore

so, deal with it and don't click the threads, or fucking leave you morons

Sorry man, my bad.. Keep posting those EXCITING ass threads! Keep up the good work! Let me know when it's time to feed the cat! I can't wait man!

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Jace actually got good info because he posted here regarding buying keyboards on Ebay

and jace actually has real adult sites, and does real events for webmasters OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET, and is with a real affiliate program, and has a real wife that fucks on camera with him, and films real porn scenes.....and is probably deeper in the biz than half the people that are haters in this thread

Jace · 09-01-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by crowkid
Sorry man, my bad.. Keep posting those EXCITING ass threads! Keep up the good work! Let me know when it's time to feed the cat! I can't wait man!

rofl, here is the threads you posted recently

show me one business thread on the first page

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/newsea...rchid=66494 7

Sosa · 09-01-2004, 03:59 PM

lol, atleast it still works

Fletch XXX · 09-01-2004, 03:59 PM

better than a bong, bong water kills keyboards.

stinky too

Jace · 09-01-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
better than a bong, bong water kills keyboards.

stinky too

oh shit, that would be NASTY....and that smell doesn't go away easily

McKracken · 09-01-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
better than a bong, bong water kills keyboards.

stinky too

drink it I dare you

Jace · 09-01-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by McKracken
mate please keep the drugs on a low...

V_RocKs · 09-01-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
your mom after I raped and beat her last night

I thought I was the only one... How cool!

Peaches · 09-01-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
and jace actually has real adult sites, and does real events for webmasters OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET, and is with a real affiliate program, and has a real wife that fucks on camera with him, and films real porn scenes.....and is probably deeper in the biz than half the people that are haters in this thread

Some of us would rather not think about Jace in porn movies.

Living For Today · 09-01-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
hahaha, wow...i have to say your the first to stoop to that level when directing a response in my direction...lighten up dude...

if you don't care, don't post....otherwise your putting yourself in this position...not me

Dark jedi enjoys acting like a fag.

Anyway, I know how pissed off you can get when you spill shit in the keyboard. Particularly of the sticky variety

galleryseek · 09-01-2004, 04:35 PM

drugs are bad, get to the gym.

Jace · 09-01-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
drugs are bad, get to the gym.

i go to the gym...and I exercise at home every day....how does that have ANYTHING to do with partying? LOL

Apollo · 09-01-2004, 04:42 PM

Fucked up my wireless keyboard a few weeks back when I spilt an entire porkchop dinner (complete with gravy and potatoes). Spent two hours cleaning the damned thing but it's still fucked...the keyboard doesn't relay signals properly anymore....

food + electronics = bad

09-01-2004, 03:28 PM	#1
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	A 32oz Coke Spilled Right Dead Center On My Laptop So, we are sitting around on Sunday letting the drugs from the previous night wear off...we decide to order some pizza and I run to the store to get some cocacola....i fix a nice huge cup of coke and place it on the coffee table....the pizza gets here and that goes on the coffee table as well.... i am sitting on the floor with the laptop in my lap, when my wife decides to open the pizza and grab some slices....when she opens the box she neglects to notice the HUGE cup of coke right next to the box and hits the cup with the top of the pizza box and it proceeds to fall over, and the coke rolled out of the cup and directly in the center of my laptop... i flipped out, unplugged i and flung the battery out and it flew across the room...i opened it all the way up and put it upside down and started hitting the back while screaming to get my tools....i think i set a record for taking apart a laptop, it must have only took me about 3 minutes.... it works now, but every single key is sticky, and I have to remove them and clean each one out one by one....but the damn thing still works....

09-01-2004, 03:32 PM	#5
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mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	My dogs and cat like to fly past (dogs sometimes chasing cat), so I have learned to put all liquids out of any path that can lead over the keyboard. Only took me 2 keyboards to learn that __________________ .

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	my hubby has spilled numerous beers and glasses of whiskey on my key board..and 7 years later that fucker still works...now my laptop i dont know about.. I would have been freaking out.. glad it still works

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Tell us more about the night before, sounds like that was a better time. Good think you got it dried out.

09-01-2004, 03:59 PM	#23
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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	drugs are bad, get to the gym.

09-01-2004, 04:42 PM	#33
Apollo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 433	Fucked up my wireless keyboard a few weeks back when I spilt an entire porkchop dinner (complete with gravy and potatoes). Spent two hours cleaning the damned thing but it's still fucked...the keyboard doesn't relay signals properly anymore.... food + electronics = bad __________________ ----------- Free automated way to rotate sponsor gallery thumbnails on your sites TgpWizards - Free TGP Gallery submission system