A 32oz Coke Spilled Right Dead Center On My Laptop
 

So,

we are sitting around on Sunday letting the drugs from the previous night wear off...we decide to order some pizza and I run to the store to get some cocacola....i fix a nice huge cup of coke and place it on the coffee table....the pizza gets here and that goes on the coffee table as well....

i am sitting on the floor with the laptop in my lap, when my wife decides to open the pizza and grab some slices....when she opens the box she neglects to notice the HUGE cup of coke right next to the box and hits the cup with the top of the pizza box and it proceeds to fall over, and the coke rolled out of the cup and directly in the center of my laptop...

i flipped out, unplugged i and flung the battery out and it flew across the room...i opened it all the way up and put it upside down and started hitting the back while screaming to get my tools....i think i set a record for taking apart a laptop, it must have only took me about 3 minutes....

it works now, but every single key is sticky, and I have to remove them and clean each one out one by one....but the damn thing still works....

who could possibly give a shit ?

wow you are extremely lucky if i see so

my hubby has spilled numerous beers and glasses of whiskey on my key board..and 7 years later that fucker still works...now my laptop i dont know about.. I would have been freaking out.. glad it still works

I did the same thing but with Icedtea. Same thing. My track pad and keyboard needed to be replaced.

just buy a new keyboard on ebay. people are always selling specific KBs for specific laptops/

your mom after I raped and beat her last night

shit, never thought of that...i will give that a try after I give the cleaning up....

My dogs and cat like to fly past (dogs sometimes chasing cat), so I have learned to put all liquids out of any path that can lead over the keyboard. Only took me 2 keyboards to learn that:glugglug

Tell us more about the night before, sounds like that was a better time. Good think you got it dried out.


:)

you're 13, right ?

imbecile, why aren't you in school?

hahaha, actually it was from the 2 previous nights before....woke up at 1am friday night and went til 6am monday morning....WHEW...i fucking love weekends

hahaha, wow...i have to say your the first to stoop to that level when directing a response in my direction...lighten up dude...

if you don't care, don't post....otherwise your putting yourself in this position...not me

I'm going to have to agree with Jedi on this one.... Why do people in here who have 20,000 posts on their account, post stupid shit like every other 30 min, like "What should I eat for dinner?" or "Man I just stumped my toe!" ...Do you guys/gals REALLY think anyone in here gives a shit about something so incredibly fucking trivial? Nope....

Jace actually got good info because he posted here regarding buying keyboards on Ebay :)

so, this thread falls into that category? i think it is a little more important that that when people depend on me for work done and I can't get on my laptop running....LOL

sorry guys, i am not juicy and I don't post that I am taking a nap

and another thing, there is a reason that this board commands the moey it does to advertise...and if it didn't have the amount of threads it did because some idiots want business only threads, it would not exist anymore

so, deal with it and don't click the threads, or fucking leave you morons

Well shit we're going to have fun when we come see you!



:winkwink:

mate please keep the drugs on a low...

btw booze will not make the keyboard as sticky as the cola did :banana

Fuck it...

Throw the Lap Top into the Dryer.

Sorry man, my bad.. Keep posting those EXCITING ass threads! Keep up the good work! Let me know when it's time to feed the cat! I can't wait man! :Graucho

and jace actually has real adult sites, and does real events for webmasters OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET, and is with a real affiliate program, and has a real wife that fucks on camera with him, and films real porn scenes.....and is probably deeper in the biz than half the people that are haters in this thread

rofl, here is the threads you posted recently

show me one business thread on the first page

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/newsea...rchid=66494 7

lol, atleast it still works

better than a bong, bong water kills keyboards.

stinky too

oh shit, that would be NASTY....and that smell doesn't go away easily

drink it I dare you :banana

:Kissmy

I thought I was the only one... How cool!

Some of us would rather not think about Jace in porn movies. :winkwink:

Dark jedi enjoys acting like a fag.

Anyway, I know how pissed off you can get when you spill shit in the keyboard. Particularly of the sticky variety :winkwink:

drugs are bad, get to the gym.

i go to the gym...and I exercise at home every day....how does that have ANYTHING to do with partying? LOL

Fucked up my wireless keyboard a few weeks back when I spilt an entire porkchop dinner (complete with gravy and potatoes). Spent two hours cleaning the damned thing but it's still fucked...the keyboard doesn't relay signals properly anymore....

food + electronics = bad