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Old 08-31-2004, 08:56 PM   #1
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anyone else constipated?

I dont think i have pooped for 2 days.. this is gettign scary
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:57 PM   #2
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:57 PM   #3
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hit up taco bell
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:57 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:58 PM   #5
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:58 PM   #6
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This should SCARE the shit out of you!
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:00 PM   #7
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LOL drink a shitload of coffee and go smoke some cigarettes!
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:03 PM   #8
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Eat more greens...
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:05 PM   #9
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Two capsules of Aloe Vera supplements at every meal should keep you regular.
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:08 PM   #10
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Two capsules of Aloe Vera supplements at every meal should keep you regular.
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hey what happend to you? icq me please
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:00 PM   #11
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green tea would do magic i tell yah
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:03 PM   #12
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it might be good for business, being full of shit has helped you so far.
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:15 PM   #13
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I dont think i have pooped for 2 days.. this is gettign scary
nothing 2 bowls of all bran can't cure
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:17 PM   #14
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Chug some prune juice

Eat some Bran flakes

Chug Apple juice

See what happens
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:17 PM   #15
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now i have to poop
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:23 PM   #16
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:26 PM   #17
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With all the shit talking headless does, im suprised he hasnt chimed in on this thread complaining of his inability to shit. he shits via his keyboard...
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:27 PM   #18
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:55 PM   #19
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:04 AM   #20
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there are 2 yoga postions that will get you going in 30 minutes or less

sit down on the floor legs straight out in front of you.
slide right foot up to left knee
put foot on other side of left knee
turn torso and place outside of left elbow on right side of right knee with your left palm up
stretch it out and then do the opposite

hold the stretches and look up and away and you will be all good in 30 minutes.
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:20 AM   #21
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beer & chilli....MAGIC
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