anyone else constipated?
 

I dont think i have pooped for 2 days.. this is gettign scary

Try some Lucky Charms

hit up taco bell

Have a salad.

Coffee enema

This should SCARE the shit out of you!
http://gothvirgin.com/images/gfy/dag1.jpg

LOL drink a shitload of coffee and go smoke some cigarettes! :fart

Eat more greens...

Two capsules of Aloe Vera supplements at every meal should keep you regular.

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hey what happend to you? icq me please

green tea would do magic i tell yah

it might be good for business, being full of shit has helped you so far. :)

nothing 2 bowls of all bran can't cure

Chug some prune juice

Eat some Bran flakes

Chug Apple juice

See what happens

now i have to poop

I farted a bunch today. Real bad ones.

With all the shit talking headless does, im suprised he hasnt chimed in on this thread complaining of his inability to shit. he shits via his keyboard...

this works

white castle

there are 2 yoga postions that will get you going in 30 minutes or less

sit down on the floor legs straight out in front of you.
slide right foot up to left knee
put foot on other side of left knee
turn torso and place outside of left elbow on right side of right knee with your left palm up
stretch it out and then do the opposite

hold the stretches and look up and away and you will be all good in 30 minutes.

beer & chilli....MAGIC :thumbsup