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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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Become an ordained minister today!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,185
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Aren't you all cute and funny.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
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there really is no need to ever *get a job* when you can start a church.
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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Everyone, please refer to me as Rev. Punkworld from now on. Thank you
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Programming King Pin
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Montreal
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4,263
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I hate the Jesus Saves billboards and all the Christian dogma pointed at me on a daily basis. I was thinking of creating a Church of Tits, Cash and Ass then buying billboards across the country of aweome naked ladies.
Double First Amendment protection.
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
Posts: 30,767
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The lord works in mysterious ways!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,552
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Buuuuuuuuuuurp!
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
Posts: 28,609
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►SouthOfHeaven
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
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The Ministry In A Box is the finest products of the monastery. There are many things here that are outstanding tools for being successful in your ministry.
* USA Version * Each New Ministry In A Box will contain the following: 1 Ordination Monastery Credential with your name imprinted on it. 1 Wallet ID Card *** APRIL SPECIAL 1 Dr. of Divinity 1 Copy of Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage. 1 Copy of The Ultimate Wedding & Ceremony Workbook for the ?Planning-Impaired? 15 Ceremony Certificates (total) including: · Wedding Certificate · Commitment Certificate · House Blessing Certificate · Baptism Certificate · Renewal of Vows Certificate · Baby Naming Certificate All with an embossed gold seal on high quality certificate paper. 1 Wedding Business Video 1 Phone Script to help you set appointments (on the cd-rom 1 Order of Ceremony Worksheet for you to make copies of.(On the cd-rom) 1 CD of Weddings, Funerals and Rites in a Word Document (on the cd-rom). 1 Informational sheets for how to perform funeral services, including order of service (on disc) 1 Clip-On Clergy Badge (choose your preference) 1 Laminated Parking Placard with embossed gold seal. BONUS! One copy of 'Six Audio Ceremonies' on disc -- six complete ceremonies read from the workbook given as well as three complete ceremonies from Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage. (On same disc with other material)
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