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Become an ordained minister today!

Completely free, easy and seemingly legal :glugglug

http://www.ulc.org/?destination=ordination

Aren't you all cute and funny.

:1orglaugh

there really is no need to ever *get a job* when you can start a church.

Everyone, please refer to me as Rev. Punkworld from now on. Thank you :glugglug

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
there really is no need to ever *get a job* when you can start a church.

you just gotta be good at it ... cauz you can be alone in your own church ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
there really is no need to ever *get a job* when you can start a church.

Rolf, I'll start my own church then! :Graucho

I hate the Jesus Saves billboards and all the Christian dogma pointed at me on a daily basis. I was thinking of creating a Church of Tits, Cash and Ass then buying billboards across the country of aweome naked ladies.

Double First Amendment protection.

The lord works in mysterious ways! :1orglaugh

Buuuuuuuuuuurp! :glugglug

The Reverend Joe Sixpack at your service.

Now... let there be smoking!

:rasta

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Please only ordain others with their permission. (This includes public figures as well as cartoon and other fictional characters.")

The Ministry In A Box is the finest products of the monastery. There are many things here that are outstanding tools for being successful in your ministry.

* USA Version *
Each New Ministry In A Box will contain the following:
1 Ordination Monastery Credential with your name imprinted on it.
1 Wallet ID Card *** APRIL SPECIAL
1 Dr. of Divinity
1 Copy of Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage.
1 Copy of The Ultimate Wedding & Ceremony Workbook for the ?Planning-Impaired?

15 Ceremony Certificates (total) including:
· Wedding Certificate
· Commitment Certificate
· House Blessing Certificate
· Baptism Certificate
· Renewal of Vows Certificate
· Baby Naming Certificate
All with an embossed gold seal on high quality certificate paper.
1 Wedding Business Video
1 Phone Script to help you set appointments (on the cd-rom
1 Order of Ceremony Worksheet for you to make
copies of.(On the cd-rom)
1 CD of Weddings, Funerals and Rites in
a Word Document (on the cd-rom).
1 Informational sheets for how to perform funeral
services, including order of service (on
disc)
1 Clip-On Clergy Badge (choose your preference)
1 Laminated Parking Placard with embossed gold
seal.
BONUS! One copy of 'Six Audio Ceremonies' on disc -- six complete ceremonies read from the workbook given as well as three complete ceremonies from Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage. (On same disc with other material)