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08-28-2004, 11:25 AM
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Funny things people who are new to the web say
Here is one
A friend of mine a wealthy guy but never really used the internet asks me "how do people make money online, I typed into google "promotional items" and they said over 3 million sites sell it"
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08-28-2004, 11:26 AM
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I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...
"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?" lol
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08-28-2004, 11:27 AM
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08-28-2004, 11:28 AM
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I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
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08-28-2004, 11:29 AM
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"I felt victimized by the Ian Eisenbergs of the world" - Mary Burger |
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08-28-2004, 11:29 AM
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President of Canada
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"I think it's the cookies. I've got a lot of cookies."
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08-28-2004, 11:29 AM
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Jay and Silent Bob "what the fuck is the internet?"
or How does an affliate program make money?
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08-28-2004, 11:30 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Pop quiz. who invented the intetrnet??
He made millions of us laugh.
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08-28-2004, 11:30 AM
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What's PPS?
LOL
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08-28-2004, 11:31 AM
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Have laptop will travel
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I laugh my ass off (silently) when new computer owners call their tower the CPU
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08-28-2004, 11:31 AM
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H.B.I.C.
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"Can you teach me how to get rich on the intetrnet?'
That one kills me. |
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Have laptop will travel
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08-28-2004, 11:35 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "
dead seirous.
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08-28-2004, 11:37 AM
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08-28-2004, 11:38 AM
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Have laptop will travel
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08-28-2004, 11:48 AM
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that looks sooo wrong
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08-28-2004, 12:48 PM
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Bon temps!
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What's worse is when you have a housefull of folks where a couple know just enough about the computer to mess it up
At my mom's house last week someone managed clean house on shortcuts, including Show Desktop and half of the Start Menu.
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08-28-2004, 01:14 PM
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Why is it so hard for some people to learn how to click on links? Or for that matter just move the mouse to the right spot?
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08-28-2004, 01:23 PM
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My father in-law says, "when I'm on the online" an awful lot..
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08-28-2004, 02:42 PM
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I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything... it's been awhile since I've seen it... how does it go ?? ~Bell
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08-28-2004, 02:43 PM
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08-28-2004, 02:44 PM
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08-28-2004, 02:44 PM
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Old school
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homer simpson - "ohhh look, they have the internet on computers now!"
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08-28-2004, 02:46 PM
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08-28-2004, 05:57 PM
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08-28-2004, 06:41 PM
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My dad has comcast cable. He uses outlook express to check email. One day he messed something up and couldn't get his mail through outlook but he could get it from the comcast site. He called me and said "Someone is sending my mail to comcast instead of outlook express."
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08-28-2004, 06:50 PM
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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08-28-2004, 06:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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