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EscortBiz 08-28-2004 11:25 AM

Funny things people who are new to the web say
 
Here is one

A friend of mine a wealthy guy but never really used the internet asks me

"how do people make money online, I typed into google "promotional items" and they said over 3 million sites sell it"

JustJen 08-28-2004 11:26 AM

I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

EscortBiz 08-28-2004 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

lol

BRISK 08-28-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

:1orglaugh

exposed 08-28-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

AHahha Jen! Thats just classic! lmfao

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 08-28-2004 11:29 AM

"I think it's the cookies. I've got a lot of cookies."

mary34d 08-28-2004 11:29 AM

Jay and Silent Bob "what the fuck is the internet?"

or How does an affliate program make money?

pornguy 08-28-2004 11:30 AM

Pop quiz. who invented the intetrnet??

He made millions of us laugh.

mary34d 08-28-2004 11:30 AM

What's PPS?

LOL

bjjb 08-28-2004 11:31 AM

I laugh my ass off (silently) when new computer owners call their tower the CPU :1orglaugh

TurboAngel 08-28-2004 11:31 AM

"Can you teach me how to get rich on the intetrnet?'


That one kills me.



:1orglaugh

bjjb 08-28-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Pop quiz. who invented the intetrnet??

He made millions of us laugh.

LOL Im still laughing :1orglaugh

Chris 08-28-2004 11:35 AM

my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.

Manowar 08-28-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

:1orglaugh

bjjb 08-28-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.

Yep sounds like my dad :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 08-28-2004 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"


lol

WTF!?!?

that looks sooo wrong

mardigras 08-28-2004 12:48 PM

What's worse is when you have a housefull of folks where a couple know just enough about the computer to mess it up:1orglaugh

At my mom's house last week someone managed clean house on shortcuts, including Show Desktop and half of the Start Menu.

John3 08-28-2004 01:14 PM

Why is it so hard for some people to learn how to click on links? Or for that matter just move the mouse to the right spot?

dennisthemenace 08-28-2004 01:23 PM

My father in-law says, "when I'm on the online" an awful lot..

:1orglaugh

Bell 08-28-2004 02:42 PM

I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch
and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

how does it go ??

~Bell

Manowar 08-28-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.

:1orglaugh

Floridiot 08-28-2004 02:44 PM

:1orglaugh

Napolean 08-28-2004 02:44 PM

homer simpson - "ohhh look, they have the internet on computers now!"

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 08-28-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bell
I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch
and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

how does it go ??

~Bell

haha i remember that..."you have reached the end of the internet, please go back and start again"

Antonio 08-28-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Or for that matter just move the mouse to the right spot?
I've seen lots of computer retards, but a guy holding the mouse in the air and trying to navigate with it left me speachles.

Sassy Girl 08-28-2004 06:41 PM

My dad has comcast cable. He uses outlook express to check email. One day he messed something up and couldn't get his mail through outlook but he could get it from the comcast site. He called me and said "Someone is sending my mail to comcast instead of outlook express."

EscortBiz 08-28-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassy Girl
My dad has comcast cable. He uses outlook express to check email. One day he messed something up and couldn't get his mail through outlook but he could get it from the comcast site. He called me and said "Someone is sending my mail to comcast instead of outlook express."
awesome lol:1orglaugh

TheWildcard 08-28-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
"Can you teach me how to get rich on the intetrnet?'


That one kills me.



:1orglaugh

lol yeah

Rochard 08-28-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bell
I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch
and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

how does it go ??

~Bell

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET.


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