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Funny things people who are new to the web say

08-28-2004, 10:25 AM

Here is one

A friend of mine a wealthy guy but never really used the internet asks me

"how do people make money online, I typed into google "promotional items" and they said over 3 million sites sell it"

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08-28-2004, 10:26 AM

I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

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08-28-2004, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

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08-28-2004, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

lol

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08-28-2004, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

lol

AHahha Jen! Thats just classic! lmfao

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08-28-2004, 10:29 AM

"I think it's the cookies. I've got a lot of cookies."

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08-28-2004, 10:29 AM

Jay and Silent Bob "what the fuck is the internet?"

or How does an affliate program make money?

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08-28-2004, 10:30 AM

Pop quiz. who invented the intetrnet??

He made millions of us laugh.

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08-28-2004, 10:30 AM

What's PPS?

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08-28-2004, 10:31 AM

I laugh my ass off (silently) when new computer owners call their tower the CPU
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08-28-2004, 10:31 AM

"Can you teach me how to get rich on the intetrnet?'

That one kills me.
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08-28-2004, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by pornguy
Pop quiz. who invented the intetrnet??

He made millions of us laugh.

LOL Im still laughing
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08-28-2004, 10:35 AM

my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.

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08-28-2004, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

lol
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08-28-2004, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by JupZChris
my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.

Yep sounds like my dad
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08-28-2004, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by EpicJen
I will never forget this one from my husband YEARS ago at a wedding during dinner...

"Hey, does anyone have the number to the internet?"

lol

WTF!?!?

that looks sooo wrong

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08-28-2004, 11:48 AM

What's worse is when you have a housefull of folks where a couple know just enough about the computer to mess it up

At my mom's house last week someone managed clean house on shortcuts, including Show Desktop and half of the Start Menu.

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08-28-2004, 12:14 PM

Why is it so hard for some people to learn how to click on links? Or for that matter just move the mouse to the right spot?

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08-28-2004, 12:23 PM

My father in-law says, "when I'm on the online" an awful lot..

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08-28-2004, 01:42 PM

I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
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and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

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08-28-2004, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by JupZChris
my girlfriends mom thinsk her hard drive is her " ram mem "

dead seirous.
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08-28-2004, 01:44 PM

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08-28-2004, 01:44 PM

homer simpson - "ohhh look, they have the internet on computers now!"

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08-28-2004, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Bell
I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch
and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

how does it go ??

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08-28-2004, 04:57 PM

Or for that matter just move the mouse to the right spot?

I've seen lots of computer retards, but a guy holding the mouse in the air and trying to navigate with it left me speachles.
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08-28-2004, 05:41 PM

My dad has comcast cable. He uses outlook express to check email. One day he messed something up and couldn't get his mail through outlook but he could get it from the comcast site. He called me and said "Someone is sending my mail to comcast instead of outlook express."
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08-28-2004, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by Sassy Girl
My dad has comcast cable. He uses outlook express to check email. One day he messed something up and couldn't get his mail through outlook but he could get it from the comcast site. He called me and said "Someone is sending my mail to comcast instead of outlook express."

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08-28-2004, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel
"Can you teach me how to get rich on the intetrnet?'

That one kills me.

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08-28-2004, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Bell
I get a kick out of that TV commercial where the guy has something like WebTV or some such service and he's
looking around on the internet while his wife is on the couch
and then he say's he's all done... he's looked at everything...

it's been awhile since I've seen it...

how does it go ??

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