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Old 08-27-2004, 08:24 AM   #1
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I did the unthinkable
I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:25 AM   #2
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want juicys home # or cell?
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:27 AM   #3
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:27 AM   #4
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ow, jesus..sorry...that sucks

i agree to call juicy though, he has a serious dick fetish and would probably love to help
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:28 AM   #5
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I hope this story has a happy ending. I'm having sympathy pains here.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:28 AM   #6
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I hope it doesnt get purple and explodes.

Many people lost their dicks that way.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:37 AM   #7
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did ya put any ice on it?
not sure how much that would do, but i figured it would at least numb the pain.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:37 AM   #8
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did ya put any ice on it?
not sure how much that would do, but i figured it would at least numb the pain.
no shit...at least just make it totally numb...

i have done that before, and it doesn't feel good.....ecspecially if you get those nice cuts from the zipper...they sting
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:38 AM   #9
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Finish what you started..

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Old 08-27-2004, 08:38 AM   #10
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Im going to dip it in alcohol, I want to feel the burn
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:38 AM   #11
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I hope it doesnt get purple and explodes.

Many people lost their dicks that way.
yep, I've seen it on TV
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:39 AM   #12
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Someone come kiss it better.
With Brad out of town you're stuck with Greg.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:46 AM   #13
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I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:47 AM   #14
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I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
Ouch!
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:47 AM   #15
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I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.
Hey Shok, why don't you have a boobiebucks signature?
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:47 AM   #16
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I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.
Too bad Danny's gone
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:49 AM   #17
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Hey Shok, why don't you have a boobiebucks signature?
Because Im not there anymore
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:49 AM   #18
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Because Im not there anymore
Hit me up then.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:52 AM   #19
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:59 AM   #20
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When the cats away.. the mice will play hehehe!!

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Old 08-27-2004, 09:18 AM   #21
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Happy, answer your Yahoo sometime this year!
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:20 AM   #22
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HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry to laugh, but memories of '...Something about Mary' came flooding back. Where's Greg? He'll give it a nice long french kiss I'm sure of it.
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:22 AM   #23
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LOL just turned it on sweety and I hope your pecker gets better soon lol
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:23 AM   #25
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We got a bleeder ;-)
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:24 AM   #26
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:38 AM   #27
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I think I lost an inch, at least greg says it feels like that
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:42 AM   #28
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HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry to laugh, but memories of '...Something about Mary' came flooding back. Where's Greg? He'll give it a nice long french kiss I'm sure of it.

you know me... I just love the cock...
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Rub some salt on it. Lots and lots of salt. Then pour a bottle of Everclear on it. Last, a nice iodine bath. After you pass out from the pain, you really won't give a shit anymore.

And if that doesn't work, fly to Phoenix. I have some *magic* lotion I can put on it.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:24 PM   #30
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:27 PM   #32
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Information overload.

Greg I'm sure thanks you for passing that info along.
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Yet another reason I'm glad I'm female! OUCH!

Get well soon, sweetheart!
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