I did the unthinkable
 

I zipped up too fast this morning and caught my dick in the zipper.

I just kind of stood there for a moment thinking over what I just did.

It didn't hurt until I unzipped it. Now its like 4 hours later and Im sitting here in pain. Someone come kiss it better.

want juicys home # or cell?

I already have the call in

ow, jesus..sorry...that sucks

i agree to call juicy though, he has a serious dick fetish and would probably love to help

I hope this story has a happy ending. I'm having sympathy pains here.

I hope it doesnt get purple and explodes.

Many people lost their dicks that way.

did ya put any ice on it?
not sure how much that would do, but i figured it would at least numb the pain.

no shit...at least just make it totally numb...

i have done that before, and it doesn't feel good.....ecspecially if you get those nice cuts from the zipper...they sting

Finish what you started..

http://www.bd.com/surgical/surgical/...calpel_pic.jpg

Im going to dip it in alcohol, I want to feel the burn

yep, I've seen it on TV :)

With Brad out of town you're stuck with Greg.

I can't, Greg is having a herpes flare up this week.

Ouch!

Hey Shok, why don't you have a boobiebucks signature?

Too bad Danny's gone :(

Because Im not there anymore :)

Hit me up then.

you got icq

When the cats away.. the mice will play hehehe!!

Good Luck Shok! :thumbsup

Happy, answer your Yahoo sometime this year!

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:1orglaugh

Sorry to laugh, but memories of '...Something about Mary' came flooding back. Where's Greg? He'll give it a nice long french kiss I'm sure of it.

shoking

LOL just turned it on sweety and I hope your pecker gets better soon lol :1orglaugh

LOL Frank and Beans Frank and beans.....

We got a bleeder ;-)

Shit happens!

I think I lost an inch, at least greg says it feels like that

you know me... I just love the cock...

Rub some salt on it. Lots and lots of salt. Then pour a bottle of Everclear on it. Last, a nice iodine bath. After you pass out from the pain, you really won't give a shit anymore. :thumbsup

And if that doesn't work, fly to Phoenix. I have some *magic* lotion I can put on it.

perk*

im there!

thanks for sharing your special moment with us

Information overload.

Greg I'm sure thanks you for passing that info along.

Yet another reason I'm glad I'm female! OUCH!

Get well soon, sweetheart! :(