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Old 08-25-2004, 12:20 AM   #1
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Sex with a chicken (Warning: Disturbing!)
I am just fucking shocked someone would put up a page like this... but what the fuck, it was good for a couple of laughs.

Link = http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?...node_id=571333

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There are times in a man's life when he just wants a relationship based purely on sex, but cannot get such a thing from women. Maybe he is using the wrong approach. Maybe he is isolated from available women. Maybe he is just too poor and icky to get such a relationship. Or maybe he's just kinky. In any case, some men turn to chickens for solace. Larry Flynt claims that he did this once at the age of nine, and if you follow the simple instructions below, you two can be getting the chicks in no time at all.

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You will need:

A penis.
A hen.
Lubricant.
A knife (optional).

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Old 08-25-2004, 12:26 AM   #2
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Old 08-25-2004, 12:33 AM   #3
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I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too
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Old 08-25-2004, 12:54 AM   #4
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Old 08-25-2004, 12:56 AM   #5
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I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too
Did he end up working at KFC?
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:33 AM   #6
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Damn I expected a picture
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:39 AM   #7
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:44 AM   #8
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Thank god for no pictures
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:12 AM   #9
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Read a news areticle once about some idiot was fucking a chicken and a boulder fell on him and sqaushed him in the act!
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:13 AM   #10
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Might have been the Darwin Awards.
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:20 AM   #11
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

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OPTIONAL STEP: If you have plenty of chickens, or if you are hungry, or if it's just come time to break up with your chicken, then you can make your last night a memorable one by slitting the bird's throat at the moment of your orgasm. This will cause some strong twitching that can add some spice to your experience.
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:23 AM   #12
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
I think he's making some big time withdrawals from the Karma bank.
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:37 AM   #13
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Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:41 AM   #14
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Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC
Uhmm, yeah. I don't think KFC sponsored that site.
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:42 AM   #15
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:02 AM   #16
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:05 AM   #17
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Pictures soon to be published at The Hun
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:06 AM   #18
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awkward.
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:07 AM   #19
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yeah like the guy fucking the melon
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:41 AM   #20
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what he said
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:46 AM   #21
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:50 AM   #22
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:51 AM   #23
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rolf, this shit is sick !
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:53 AM   #24
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do a google image search for chicken sex
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:57 AM   #26
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The Chicken Fucker episode of South Park was one of the funniest ever.
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:59 AM   #27
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Old 08-25-2004, 07:29 PM   #28
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Definitively explains the origin of the EASTER EGG
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Did he end up working at KFC?

nah he made a bunch of money in the US and moved back to Brazil
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