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webmaster x

08-25-2004 12:20 AM

Sex with a chicken (Warning: Disturbing!)

I am just fucking shocked someone would put up a page like this... but what the fuck, it was good for a couple of laughs.

Link = http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?...node_id=571333

Excerpt:

There are times in a man's life when he just wants a relationship based purely on sex, but cannot get such a thing from women. Maybe he is using the wrong approach. Maybe he is isolated from available women. Maybe he is just too poor and icky to get such a relationship. Or maybe he's just kinky. In any case, some men turn to chickens for solace. Larry Flynt claims that he did this once at the age of nine, and if you follow the simple instructions below, you two can be getting the chicks in no time at all.

......

You will need:

A penis.
A hen.
Lubricant.
A knife (optional).

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lb_vee

08-25-2004 12:26 AM

uh...no :eek7

Illicit

08-25-2004 12:33 AM

I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too

Danny Dukes

08-25-2004 12:54 AM

WTF:eek7

webmaster x

08-25-2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too

Did he end up working at KFC?:1orglaugh

Mefo	08-25-2004 01:33 AM

Damn I expected a picture :Graucho

Rantan

08-25-2004 01:39 AM

Dude...no...:(

strobi

08-25-2004 01:44 AM

Thank god for no pictures :)

Love Brokers

08-25-2004 02:12 AM

Read a news areticle once about some idiot was fucking a chicken and a boulder fell on him and sqaushed him in the act!:1orglaugh

Love Brokers

08-25-2004 02:13 AM

Might have been the Darwin Awards.:)

Preacher

08-25-2004 02:20 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

Quote:

OPTIONAL STEP: If you have plenty of chickens, or if you are hungry, or if it's just come time to break up with your chicken, then you can make your last night a memorable one by slitting the bird's throat at the moment of your orgasm. This will cause some strong twitching that can add some spice to your experience.

webmaster x

08-25-2004 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Preacher
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

I think he's making some big time withdrawals from the Karma bank.

pure energy

08-25-2004 04:37 AM

Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC

webmaster x

08-25-2004 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pure energy
Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC

Uhmm, yeah. I don't think KFC sponsored that site.

Manowar

08-25-2004 04:42 AM

:1orglaugh some people have major issues

TheWildcard

08-25-2004 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Preacher
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nastyking

08-25-2004 05:05 AM

Pictures soon to be published at The Hun

TweetyBird

08-25-2004 05:06 AM

awkward.

Corleone

08-25-2004 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nastyking
Pictures soon to be published at The Hun

yeah like the guy fucking the melon :1orglaugh

Oncle_Benny

08-25-2004 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Preacher
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

what he said

NoCarrier

08-25-2004 05:46 AM

http://users.jagunet.com/~hazy/image...n_and_Jack.jpg

http://users.jagunet.com/~hazy/images/chickendance.gif

ocho-ocho

08-25-2004 06:50 AM

:BangBang:

that's all

Basic_man

08-25-2004 06:51 AM

rolf, this shit is sick !

Fred Quimby

08-25-2004 06:53 AM

do a google image search for chicken sex

Fred Quimby

08-25-2004 06:54 AM

http://whatsbetter.com/static/images/4580.jpg

candyflip

08-25-2004 06:57 AM

The Chicken Fucker episode of South Park was one of the funniest ever.

sherie

08-25-2004 06:59 AM

Larry Flynt huh?

webmaster x

08-25-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred Quimby
http://whatsbetter.com/static/images/4580.jpg

Definitively explains the origin of the EASTER EGG :winkwink:

Illicit

08-25-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Did he end up working at KFC?:1orglaugh

nah he made a bunch of money in the US and moved back to Brazil

webmaster x

08-25-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
nah he made a bunch of money in the US and moved back to Brazil

Right on!

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