I am just fucking shocked someone would put up a page like this... but what the fuck, it was good for a couple of laughs.
Link =
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?...node_id=571333
Excerpt:
There are times in a man's life when he just wants a relationship based purely on sex, but cannot get such a thing from women. Maybe he is using the wrong approach. Maybe he is isolated from available women. Maybe he is just too poor and icky to get such a relationship. Or maybe he's just kinky. In any case, some men turn to chickens for solace. Larry Flynt claims that he did this once at the age of nine, and if you follow the simple instructions below, you two can be getting the chicks in no time at all.
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You will need:
A penis.
A hen.
Lubricant.
A knife (optional).
