12 Ways to CRUSH your own TESTICLES (SHOCKING!!!!) - GoFuckYourself.com

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 05:47 PM

http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/men4.htm

Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is BlueCaller and my intention is to offer some advice to all of you men out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain, but have no-one to administer it to you.

I will supply you with 12 ways to crush your own testicles in your own home

NOTE: This site should be called "Scrambled Eggs"

Marcus Aurelius · 08-24-2004, 05:49 PM

if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!

zzgundamnzz · 08-24-2004, 05:51 PM

Im scared to click that link now...

I'll just wait for somebody else to tell me the gruesome details

NoCarrier · 08-24-2004, 05:52 PM

Thanks.. I think I'll pass..

DaLord · 08-24-2004, 05:56 PM

As an adult webmaster I fully understand why people would/could have some sort of fetish. But that is not a fetish. That is stupidity.

emmanuelle · 08-24-2004, 05:59 PM

dont forget the video clips
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/videos.htm

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
dont forget the video clips
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/videos.htm

Yikes

Spunky · 08-24-2004, 06:03 PM

My girlfriend does this every Saturday night

MuleScrote · 08-24-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night

.......umm......lost for words

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 06:09 PM

Just an extreme variation of the PAIN fetish.

Is this LEGAL?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-24-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night

makes my heart go pitter patter

Elli · 08-24-2004, 06:16 PM

"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 06:17 PM

YIKES

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Im scared to click that link now...

I'll just wait for somebody else to tell me the gruesome details

you should be very scared.

Trixxxia · 08-24-2004, 06:31 PM

This world never ceases to amaze me - a freak is born every minute.

tranza · 08-24-2004, 06:48 PM

That's fucked up....

fr8 · 08-24-2004, 08:20 PM

The question is fucking WHY? I still dont get the stomping sites.

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
The question is fucking WHY? I still dont get the stomping sites.

Pain fetish

Elli · 08-24-2004, 08:24 PM

"METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat

Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised.

If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Try it if you dare!"

Brag Tape · 08-24-2004, 08:29 PM

Elli...... Me thinks you know too much

Screaming · 08-24-2004, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!

and i am not even a guy

Elli · 08-24-2004, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brag Tape
Elli...... Me thinks you know too much

I copied and pasted it from the site in question. That wasn't my idea!

Love Brokers · 08-24-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Brokers · 08-24-2004, 08:37 PM

NO other photos involved other than the red high heel posted already.

Thank gawd!

webmaster x · 08-26-2004, 03:45 AM

Fetishes never cease to amaze me.

Flashasianxxxoutsourcing · 08-26-2004, 08:48 AM

good thing there are not pics in that link

dready · 08-26-2004, 08:50 AM

No fucking way I'm clicking that!

webmaster x · 08-26-2004, 05:46 PM

Just the thought of something grazing my nuts, makes me assume the fetal position. Pain fetish--the last frontier?

FilthyRob · 08-26-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"

Inde · 08-26-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night

there are some sick people out there

Doctor Dre · 08-26-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night

I KNEW that pic wuold pop

08-24-2004, 05:47 PM	#1
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	12 Ways to CRUSH your own TESTICLES (SHOCKING!!!!) http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/men4.htm Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is BlueCaller and my intention is to offer some advice to all of you men out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain, but have no-one to administer it to you. I will supply you with 12 ways to crush your own testicles in your own home NOTE: This site should be called "Scrambled Eggs" __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!" __________________ email: [email protected]

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08-24-2004, 08:24 PM	#19
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	"METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised. If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Try it if you dare!" __________________ email: [email protected]

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08-26-2004, 05:46 PM	#28
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	Just the thought of something grazing my nuts, makes me assume the fetal position. Pain fetish--the last frontier? __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!