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webmaster x 08-24-2004 05:47 PM

12 Ways to CRUSH your own TESTICLES (SHOCKING!!!!)
 
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/men4.htm

Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is BlueCaller and my intention is to offer some advice to all of you men out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain, but have no-one to administer it to you.

I will supply you with 12 ways to crush your own testicles in your own home


NOTE: This site should be called "Scrambled Eggs" :helpme :(

Marcus Aurelius 08-24-2004 05:49 PM

if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!

zzgundamnzz 08-24-2004 05:51 PM

Im scared to click that link now...

I'll just wait for somebody else to tell me the gruesome details

NoCarrier 08-24-2004 05:52 PM

Thanks.. I think I'll pass.. :1orglaugh

DaLord 08-24-2004 05:56 PM

As an adult webmaster I fully understand why people would/could have some sort of fetish. But that is not a fetish. That is stupidity.

emmanuelle 08-24-2004 05:59 PM

dont forget the video clips
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/videos.htm

webmaster x 08-24-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
dont forget the video clips
http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/videos.htm

Yikes :(

Spunky 08-24-2004 06:03 PM

My girlfriend does this every Saturday night :(
http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg

MuleScrote 08-24-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night :(
http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg


.......umm......lost for words

webmaster x 08-24-2004 06:09 PM

Just an extreme variation of the PAIN fetish.

Is this LEGAL?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-24-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night :(
http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg

makes my heart go pitter patter :1orglaugh

Elli 08-24-2004 06:16 PM

"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"

webmaster x 08-24-2004 06:17 PM

YIKES

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"

JustinF 08-24-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Im scared to click that link now...

I'll just wait for somebody else to tell me the gruesome details

you should be very scared.

:helpme

Trixxxia 08-24-2004 06:31 PM

This world never ceases to amaze me - a freak is born every minute.

tranza 08-24-2004 06:48 PM

That's fucked up.... :(

fr8 08-24-2004 08:20 PM

The question is fucking WHY? I still dont get the stomping sites.

webmaster x 08-24-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
The question is fucking WHY? I still dont get the stomping sites.
Pain fetish

Elli 08-24-2004 08:24 PM

"METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat

Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised.

If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Try it if you dare!"

Brag Tape 08-24-2004 08:29 PM

Elli...... Me thinks you know too much

Screaming 08-24-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!
and i am not even a guy

Elli 08-24-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brag Tape
Elli...... Me thinks you know too much
I copied and pasted it from the site in question. That wasn't my idea!

Love Brokers 08-24-2004 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
if you think im clicking that link your fucking crazy!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Love Brokers 08-24-2004 08:37 PM

NO other photos involved other than the red high heel posted already.

Thank gawd!:glugglug

webmaster x 08-26-2004 03:45 AM

Fetishes never cease to amaze me.:helpme

Flashasianxxxoutsourcing 08-26-2004 08:48 AM

good thing there are not pics in that link :)

dready 08-26-2004 08:50 AM

No fucking way I'm clicking that!

webmaster x 08-26-2004 05:46 PM

Just the thought of something grazing my nuts, makes me assume the fetal position. Pain fetish--the last frontier?:helpme

FilthyRob 08-26-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
"GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful!"
:eek7

Inde 08-26-2004 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night :(
http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg

:helpme


there are some sick people out there

Doctor Dre 08-26-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My girlfriend does this every Saturday night :(
http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I KNEW that pic wuold pop


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