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"METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat
Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised.
If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Try it if you dare!"
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