Why I didn't make it in to work on time -- (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 08-23-2004, 07:31 PM

READ STORY FIRST!!!!!

A Guy in St. Louis was driving to work on Hwy 144 when he heard a 'pop'. He thought it sounded like a flat tire, though his ride wasn't affected. After pulling over, checking the tires and finding them intact he opened the hood to look at the motor. Before the hood was even all the way open he jumped back in shock and knocked his head on the partially opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were seeing!

Now, this has to be right up there at the top of the list of unusual but verified 'Reasons I was late for work'!!!

(now scroll down to see what he saw)...

KMR Stitch · 08-23-2004, 07:32 PM

OLDDDDDDD ASS HELL

::insert time link Pic::

Dirty F · 08-23-2004, 07:33 PM

I honestly think i saw those pics like 3 years ago for the first time.

Spunky · 08-23-2004, 07:33 PM

Holy shit...never seen that before

CDSmith · 08-23-2004, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
OLDDDDDDD ASS HELL

::insert time link Pic::

Just got it in an email. relax. Insert suppository.

the_wizz · 08-23-2004, 07:37 PM

either way cool as hell!!

John_Doe · 08-23-2004, 07:38 PM

I hate snakes.

Illicit · 08-23-2004, 08:06 PM

I think I would have ran as fast as I could away from that thing and sold the car

Marcus Aurelius · 08-23-2004, 08:11 PM

is that the new viper motor?

JSA Matt · 08-23-2004, 08:12 PM

poor snake

Satisfaction · 08-23-2004, 08:32 PM

wow.. i would have shat bricks if i had seen that!!

Screaming · 08-23-2004, 08:34 PM

yuk, and poor snake but i would have lost it myself to see it in my engine

Zerof8 · 08-23-2004, 08:34 PM

Do they have a lot of big snakes like that in Winnipeg?

hottoddy · 08-23-2004, 08:36 PM

It's like 2002, only older ...

CDSmith · 08-23-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
Do they have a lot of big snakes like that in Winnipeg?

In pet stores......yes.

This snake was in Missouri though.

BigWebRev · 08-23-2004, 08:38 PM

fucken NUTS

SureFire · 08-23-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Just got it in an email. relax. Insert suppository.

jennym · 08-23-2004, 08:49 PM

Poor snake!

KCat · 08-23-2004, 09:07 PM

St. Louis has snakes like that?

If I gotta deal with snakes, there should at least be topless babes bringing me margaritas.

pornguy · 08-23-2004, 09:46 PM

And that was one big snake,

Persius · 08-23-2004, 09:48 PM

thats fuckin nuts

Sosa · 08-23-2004, 09:51 PM

wow, that woulda scared the fuck out of me.

pure energy · 08-23-2004, 09:58 PM

Seen that pix recently. But if it's true--horrible!

jacked · 08-23-2004, 10:01 PM

holy shit i'd bug out if i found that under the hood lol

EscortBiz · 08-23-2004, 10:06 PM

poor snake

RIP

Trixxxia · 08-23-2004, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Just got it in an email. relax. Insert suppository.

Good one CD!

BTW, if I'd see that in the hood of my car - I'd probably never get in another car again.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-23-2004, 11:00 PM

I'm getting hungry, thanks.

CDSmith · 08-23-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCat
If I gotta deal with snakes, there should at least be topless babes bringing me margaritas.

Okay, I'm liking the way you think. I am so relating here. You sure you're not a guy?

Hustlin Entertainment · 08-23-2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
is that the new viper motor?

Look at it, I-vtec definitely not a viper motor.

CDSmith · 08-23-2004, 11:17 PM

It's an Acura isn't it? It says "St. Louis Acura" right on the license plate frame.

Don't know about the snake variety. Might have been someone's exotic pet that just took a wrong turn at deciding where to nap. All I know is I'd seriously shit my shorts if I found anything like that anywhere.

pussyluver · 08-23-2004, 11:55 PM

Must have been driving through! we don't have things like that in St. Louis!

BTW if you're in STL, hit me on ICQ.

Vitasoy · 08-23-2004, 11:59 PM

Poor snake, and I feel for the rsx

Pleasurepays · 08-24-2004, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCat
St. Louis has snakes like that?

If I gotta deal with snakes, there should at least be topless babes bringing me margaritas.

its a python. i used to have one exactly like it when i was little.

Manowar · 08-24-2004, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I honestly think i saw those pics like 3 years ago for the first time.

Was that model of the RSX out 3 years ago ?

sicone · 08-24-2004, 01:26 AM

mmmm... fried snake meat

nofx · 08-24-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
poor snake

TIMZIM · 08-24-2004, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
is that the new viper motor?

08-24-2004, 02:34 AM

demented · 08-24-2004, 02:59 AM

Looks like a adult Ball Python.

reynold · 08-24-2004, 03:03 AM

shit! that's a real big boa!

Ross · 08-24-2004, 03:05 AM

Thats some nasty shit/

webmaster x · 08-24-2004, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
OLDDDDDDD ASS HELL

::insert time link Pic::

Didn't that picture ship with Netscape v.1 ?????

Ar3s · 08-24-2004, 03:46 AM

damn thats scared me!

hova · 08-24-2004, 03:52 AM

ITs new to me and fucking scarry

AVM · 08-24-2004, 03:56 AM

Holy Shit!

CDSmith · 08-24-2004, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
mmmm... fried snake meat

I hear it tastes like chicken.

Floridiot · 08-24-2004, 07:31 AM

hey thats my snake

vidvicious · 08-24-2004, 08:54 AM

Damn that some cool pics ..

MaDalton · 08-24-2004, 08:59 AM

the snake somehow looks as if it were still alive

Nanda · 08-24-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I think I would have ran as fast as I could away from that thing and sold the car

08-23-2004, 07:31 PM	#1
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