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08-26-2004, 08:08 AM | #4901 |
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I love you all, specially when I get some $$$$
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A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
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08-26-2004, 08:08 AM | #4903 |
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man i should have patented the facts list idea. Now everyones doing it
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4905 |
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Less than 100 to go
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4906 |
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4907 |
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snork
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4908 |
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4909 |
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Things only Martha Stewart would know:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time. To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard boiling. Run your hands under cold water before pressing Rice Krispiest treats in the pan and the marshmallow won't stick to your fingers. To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing. To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top. Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up." Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar to soften it. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness. To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh, but if it rises to the surface, throw it away. Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water. To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief. Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself. Use air freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine. When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily. Now look what you can do with Alka-Seltzer. Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China. Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets. Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes. Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary). Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka-Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar - Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water. |
08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4910 | |
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4911 |
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There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4912 |
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4913 |
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ok im hurting about the last prize.. missed out by 4 posts!
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4914 |
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08-26-2004, 08:09 AM | #4915 |
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nice marketing topic for IwantU.com
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4916 |
sex is good
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oh well I lose
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4917 |
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5,000 here we come.
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4918 |
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4919 |
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... my heart goes really boom...
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4920 |
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4921 |
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Less than 10 minutes and I won $1000 sweeeeeeeeeeeet
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so... i think im going to win this one instead
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4923 |
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4925 |
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going for the 5K :D
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If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4927 |
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I have run out of things to say
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08-26-2004, 08:10 AM | #4928 |
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Aiight time to win this one :P Badly
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08-26-2004, 08:11 AM | #4929 |
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75 more untill we have a weiner
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08-26-2004, 08:11 AM | #4931 |
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what do ya think?!
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building
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I'm gonna own you all :P fastest clicker ever lol
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08-26-2004, 08:11 AM | #4935 |
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65 more and we have a winner
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well i dont care what you think..
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08-26-2004, 08:11 AM | #4937 |
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The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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bling
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This thread moves fast today
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08-26-2004, 08:12 AM | #4942 |
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coz im going to win!!!!!!
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08-26-2004, 08:12 AM | #4943 |
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5k posts is huge
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08-26-2004, 08:12 AM | #4945 |
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time for a toke break
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I want to cum in your face
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41 ... soon in the last page
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I'll be glad when this is over.. Back to work we go!
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