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MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:47 AM

The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:47 AM

250 to go

TheWildcard · 08-26-2004, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone

fr33s3x · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

infra

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."

Where do you find all this info?

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

Drugs are bad, Mkay?

TheWildcard · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

chicken nuggets

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

less than 250 to go

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

McFeast

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:48 AM

Guys, i dont know if i ever told you this but, well, i love you guys...........except for you kyle

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Where do you find all this info?

google "useless facts list"

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:49 AM

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

"Can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?"

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Pays to be the nerd of nerds

fr33s3x · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

Is anyone around here addicted to hard-drugs ?

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

this one is extremely important !!!!

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

Gotta look at that sometime after the big one

Orgasmics · 08-26-2004, 07:50 AM

Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:51 AM

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

Brinner · 08-26-2004, 07:51 AM

If they want me to win so bad, why dont they give it to me?

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:51 AM

Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? [Cartman raises his hand] Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:51 AM

Lots of funny facts

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:51 AM

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.

hi Michelle just in time for the big one

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

flying along havin fun

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

I ordered some food and I´m sure he will be here when its time for the big one

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:52 AM

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Cartman: (watching Butters getting a beating) If I was old enough I'd SO be jacking off right now!

Orgasmics · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
hi Michelle just in time for the big one

I figured I could at least boost my post count a little, as well.

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Closer and closer

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Sucky Sucky, ten dorra Soldja Boy! .....Me ruv you longtime!

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics
Just finished updating.... thought I'd stop by and say hi.

Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

fr33s3x · 08-26-2004, 07:53 AM

tijuana

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics
I figured I could at least boost my post count a little, as well.

I had less than 800 my first 3 years here and had 1300 the last montg

soukee · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

The big one is near:-)

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread

invite your friends too. (just the good looking ones please

)

fr33s3x · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

Boriquen

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

well I was supposed to leave now. but fuck it I will be late and if I win the 5000 post then it will be worth it

Michael O · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

210 more and we have a winner

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:54 AM

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

Orgasmics · 08-26-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Hi Orgasmics
Its nice to have a good looking babe in this thread

Hey there

I believe I'm the only chick in here right now... lol.
Thank you.

McKracken · 08-26-2004, 07:55 AM

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13

cool1 · 08-26-2004, 07:55 AM

200 to go

I WIN

MickeyG · 08-26-2004, 07:55 AM

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

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MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?": Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins.

08-26-2004, 07:48 AM	#4761
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McKracken Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drunkville Posts: 703	Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? [Cartman raises his hand] Yes, Eric? Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. __________________ MAKE BIG $$$ - NEW MANINSTREAM SITE BETA LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER! * e-mail for more info [email protected] *

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