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tical · 08-20-2004, 01:37 PM

Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before

MickeyG · 08-20-2004, 01:43 PM

you're nasty; but my guess is you'd have to be quick with the lid.

wdsguy · 08-20-2004, 01:46 PM

damn u got alot of time on your hands

European Lee · 08-20-2004, 01:47 PM

Lets have a game of spot the surfer

Regards,

Lee

tical · 08-20-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by European Lee
Lets have a game of spot the surfer

Regards,

Lee

Lets

Regards,

tical

stocktrader23 · 08-20-2004, 01:48 PM

Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.

klik · 08-20-2004, 01:48 PM

http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

tical · 08-20-2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

awesome

TheGoldenChild · 08-20-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

damn!
I have been doing this all wrong for years!

boldy · 08-20-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

fr33s3x · 08-20-2004, 01:52 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you ?

Napolean · 08-20-2004, 01:56 PM

be a lot easier to just buy a stink bomb, wear a mark and break it open and pour it in the jar, by the time it gets there the liquid should evaporat, but an airtight lid.. when they open it the entire room should stink up.

of course, this is just in theory

chupachups · 08-20-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

hahahaha

Basic_man · 08-20-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
damn u got alot of time on your hands

Yeah for sure, he's a porn webmaster

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 02:29 PM

Very fucking stupid question ... very

budz · 08-20-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.

ROFLZ.!@!

Jakke PNG · 08-20-2004, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?

Define while.
I farted in an airtight bottle as a kid and left the bottle over winter to our cottage and took a smell the next spring. No smell.

True story.

CET · 08-20-2004, 02:52 PM

The problem is that the jar already contains air, so you would have to find a way to inject the fart while ejecting the air simultaneously. If you had a collapsable container it would be very easy to simply squeeze out the air and fart into it.

OK, I've got to go take a shit now.

Fletch XXX · 08-20-2004, 02:56 PM

"sock" it and toss the sock in the jar and close lid.

Manowar · 08-20-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

people are so fucking wierd nowdays

Rob · 08-20-2004, 02:59 PM

My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!

EviLGuY · 08-20-2004, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before

Try farting upside down into the jar..

CET · 08-20-2004, 03:20 PM

A shampoo bottle is nearly perfect. Your brother must be a brilliant joker!

tical · 08-20-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!

hahahahahaha!

tical · 08-20-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Very fucking stupid question ... very

no it's not

Napolean · 08-20-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

your always ready with these kinda links

Explicit · 08-20-2004, 03:59 PM

im still finding it hard to believe that this is a serious question

Head · 08-20-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before

Glad i'm not your friend.

Vitasoy · 08-20-2004, 05:01 PM

You'll need one of those air sealer machines

Melody · 08-20-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.

Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

Their methodology is for shit.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:35 PM

...why not just like.. take a glass jar... lay down on your chest on your bed or something... put the jar over your ass... and fart? i assume it will work because farts rise.... so just like... fart ans keep the jar upside down while putting the lid on it? there is no escape..... mail and see if it really worked.... or just save it for the girlfriend for 5days... open, let her smellit if worked, you can sucessfully mail one

Platinumpimp · 08-20-2004, 05:38 PM

What if you don't have a bath?

08-20-2004, 01:37 PM	#1
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klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	http://www.thefart.com/more.html Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use? It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter. Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	The problem is that the jar already contains air, so you would have to find a way to inject the fart while ejecting the air simultaneously. If you had a collapsable container it would be very easy to simply squeeze out the air and fart into it. OK, I've got to go take a shit now. __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	...why not just like.. take a glass jar... lay down on your chest on your bed or something... put the jar over your ass... and fart? i assume it will work because farts rise.... so just like... fart ans keep the jar upside down while putting the lid on it? there is no escape..... mail and see if it really worked.... or just save it for the girlfriend for 5days... open, let her smellit if worked, you can sucessfully mail one __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com Last edited by Jeff aka NIGHTfall; 08-20-2004 at 05:37 PM..

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