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tical 08-20-2004 01:37 PM
If you fart in a jar...
 
Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before

MickeyG 08-20-2004 01:43 PM
you're nasty; but my guess is you'd have to be quick with the lid. :1orglaugh

wdsguy 08-20-2004 01:46 PM
damn u got alot of time on your hands

European Lee 08-20-2004 01:47 PM
Lets have a game of spot the surfer :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

tical 08-20-2004 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by European Lee
Lets have a game of spot the surfer :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee
Lets

Regards,

tical

stocktrader23 08-20-2004 01:48 PM
Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.

klik 08-20-2004 01:48 PM
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

tical 08-20-2004 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
awesome

TheGoldenChild 08-20-2004 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
damn!
I have been doing this all wrong for years!

boldy 08-20-2004 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fr33s3x 08-20-2004 01:52 PM
what the fuck is wrong with you ?

Napolean 08-20-2004 01:56 PM
be a lot easier to just buy a stink bomb, wear a mark and break it open and pour it in the jar, by the time it gets there the liquid should evaporat, but an airtight lid.. when they open it the entire room should stink up.

of course, this is just in theory :winkwink:

chupachups 08-20-2004 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

hahahaha :thumbsup :thumbsup

Basic_man 08-20-2004 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by wdsguy
damn u got alot of time on your hands
Yeah for sure, he's a porn webmaster :Graucho

Doctor Dre 08-20-2004 02:29 PM
Very fucking stupid question ... very

budz 08-20-2004 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23
Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.
ROFLZ.!@!:1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 08-20-2004 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?
Define while.
I farted in an airtight bottle as a kid and left the bottle over winter to our cottage and took a smell the next spring. No smell. :(

True story.

CET 08-20-2004 02:52 PM
The problem is that the jar already contains air, so you would have to find a way to inject the fart while ejecting the air simultaneously. If you had a collapsable container it would be very easy to simply squeeze out the air and fart into it.

OK, I've got to go take a shit now.

Fletch XXX 08-20-2004 02:56 PM
"sock" it and toss the sock in the jar and close lid.

Manowar 08-20-2004 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
people are so fucking wierd nowdays

Rob 08-20-2004 02:59 PM
My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair! :repuke

EviLGuY 08-20-2004 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before
Try farting upside down into the jar.. :thumbsup

CET 08-20-2004 03:20 PM
A shampoo bottle is nearly perfect. Your brother must be a brilliant joker!

tical 08-20-2004 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by HighOnAcid
My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair! :repuke

hahahahahaha!

tical 08-20-2004 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Very fucking stupid question ... very
no it's not

Napolean 08-20-2004 03:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
your always ready with these kinda links :1orglaugh

Explicit 08-20-2004 03:59 PM
im still finding it hard to believe that this is a serious question

Head 08-20-2004 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tical
Will the smell stay for a while?

I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

I know someone here has to have tried this before
Glad i'm not your friend.

Vitasoy 08-20-2004 05:01 PM
You'll need one of those air sealer machines

Melody 08-20-2004 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by klik
http://www.thefart.com/more.html


Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

Their methodology is for shit.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 08-20-2004 05:35 PM
...why not just like.. take a glass jar... lay down on your chest on your bed or something... put the jar over your ass... and fart? i assume it will work because farts rise.... so just like... fart ans keep the jar upside down while putting the lid on it? there is no escape..... mail and see if it really worked.... or just save it for the girlfriend for 5days... open, let her smellit if worked, you can sucessfully mail one:1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 08-20-2004 05:38 PM
What if you don't have a bath? :helpme :Graucho


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