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  • tical
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 6504
    #1

    If you fart in a jar...

    Will the smell stay for a while?

    I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

    I know someone here has to have tried this before
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    • MickeyG
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 4134
      #2
      you're nasty; but my guess is you'd have to be quick with the lid.

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        • wdsguy
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          • Dec 2002
          • 19568
          #3
          damn u got alot of time on your hands

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            • European Lee
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              • Dec 2002
              • 7133
              #4
              Lets have a game of spot the surfer

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                • tical
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 6504
                  #5
                  Originally posted by European Lee
                  Lets have a game of spot the surfer

                  Regards,

                  Lee
                  Lets

                  Regards,

                  tical
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                    • stocktrader23
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                      • Jan 2003
                      • 18781
                      #6
                      Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.


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                        • klik
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 5092
                          #7
                          http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                          Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                          It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                          Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                          Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                          Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

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                            • tical
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 6504
                              #8
                              Originally posted by klik
                              http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                              Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                              It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                              Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                              Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                              Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
                              awesome
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                                • TheGoldenChild
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 6940
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by klik
                                  http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                  Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                  It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                  Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                  Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                  Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
                                  damn!
                                  I have been doing this all wrong for years!

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                                    • boldy
                                      Macdaddy coder
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 2806
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by klik
                                      http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                      Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                      It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                      Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                      Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                      Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
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                                        • fr33s3x
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 5064
                                          #11
                                          what the fuck is wrong with you ?

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                                            • Napolean
                                              Old school
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 4327
                                              #12
                                              be a lot easier to just buy a stink bomb, wear a mark and break it open and pour it in the jar, by the time it gets there the liquid should evaporat, but an airtight lid.. when they open it the entire room should stink up.

                                              of course, this is just in theory
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                                                • chupachups
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 6576
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by klik
                                                  http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                                  Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                                  It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                                  Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                                  Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                                  Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

                                                  hahahaha

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                                                    • Basic_man
                                                      Programming King Pin
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 27360
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                      damn u got alot of time on your hands
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                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 51692
                                                          #15
                                                          Very fucking stupid question ... very
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                                            • budz
                                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 4230
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                              Just drop a turd under some Easter basket grass in the jar to make sure.
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                                                                • Jakke PNG
                                                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 20306
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by tical
                                                                  Will the smell stay for a while?
                                                                  Define while.
                                                                  I farted in an airtight bottle as a kid and left the bottle over winter to our cottage and took a smell the next spring. No smell.

                                                                  True story.
                                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                                    • CET
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 2754
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The problem is that the jar already contains air, so you would have to find a way to inject the fart while ejecting the air simultaneously. If you had a collapsable container it would be very easy to simply squeeze out the air and fart into it.

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                                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 60840
                                                                          #19
                                                                          "sock" it and toss the sock in the jar and close lid.

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                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by klik
                                                                              http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                                                              Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                                                              It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                                                              Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                                                              Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                                                              Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
                                                                              people are so fucking wierd nowdays

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                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

                                                                                  It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!

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                                                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 12745
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by tical
                                                                                      Will the smell stay for a while?

                                                                                      I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

                                                                                      I know someone here has to have tried this before
                                                                                      Try farting upside down into the jar..

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                                                                                        • CET
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 2754
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          A shampoo bottle is nearly perfect. Your brother must be a brilliant joker!
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                                                                                          "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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                                                                                            • tical
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 6504
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                              My older brother farted into a shampoo bottle and left it in his bathroom for 2 months. When I came over to visit he told me to smell his "special" new shampoo and I did...it was HORRIBLE!

                                                                                              It smelled like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!

                                                                                              hahahahahaha!
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                                                                                                • tical
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 6504
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                  Very fucking stupid question ... very
                                                                                                  no it's not
                                                                                                  112.020.756

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                                                                                                    • Napolean
                                                                                                      Old school
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 4327
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by klik
                                                                                                      http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                                                                                      Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                                                                                      It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                                                                                      Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                                                                                      Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                                                                                      Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.
                                                                                                      your always ready with these kinda links
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                                                                                                        • Explicit
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                          • 814
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          im still finding it hard to believe that this is a serious question

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                                                                                                            • Head
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                              • 8278
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by tical
                                                                                                              Will the smell stay for a while?

                                                                                                              I want to mail a few out to some friends of mine, put a little note inside so they open it...

                                                                                                              I know someone here has to have tried this before
                                                                                                              Glad i'm not your friend.

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                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 58202
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  You'll need one of those air sealer machines


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                                                                                                                    • Melody
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 130
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by klik
                                                                                                                      http://www.thefart.com/more.html


                                                                                                                      Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

                                                                                                                      It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:

                                                                                                                      Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.


                                                                                                                      Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.


                                                                                                                      Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.

                                                                                                                      Their methodology is for shit.
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                                                                                                                        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                          • 5162
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          ...why not just like.. take a glass jar... lay down on your chest on your bed or something... put the jar over your ass... and fart? i assume it will work because farts rise.... so just like... fart ans keep the jar upside down while putting the lid on it? there is no escape..... mail and see if it really worked.... or just save it for the girlfriend for 5days... open, let her smellit if worked, you can sucessfully mail one
                                                                                                                          Last edited by Jeff aka NIGHTfall; 08-20-2004, 04:37 PM.

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                                                                                                                            • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                              Logos and such.
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                              • 10214
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              What if you don't have a bath?
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