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08-20-2004, 11:28 AM
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Why It's Great To Be A Guy
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10-Same work, more pay. 11-Wrinkles add character. 12-You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $34.00 14-If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17-One mood, all the damn time. 18-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20-You can open all your own jars. 21-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22-Your underwear is $6.00 for a three-pack. 23-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24-You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me." 27-No maxi-pads.' 28-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29-You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31-You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33-Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 36-Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37-The world is your urinal.
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08-20-2004, 11:34 AM
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Read these before, they still crack me up though.
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08-20-2004, 11:39 AM
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Die With Your Boots On
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08-20-2004, 11:40 AM
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Bon temps!
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I'm not so sure about #1
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08-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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Chafed.
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So true.... good shit.
THere should be something in there about parallel parking. 
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08-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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When it rains, it pours
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7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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08-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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HAHAHA Depends on who you work for.
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08-20-2004, 11:42 AM
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Chafed.
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08-20-2004, 11:46 AM
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hadnt read these before, good ones
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08-20-2004, 11:48 AM
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Those are good, lol.
For the record, I use sidecutters for my fingernails. Works like a charm. I've only worn 1 pair of sneakers for the last 5 or 6 years. They cost me about $15 on clearance.
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So Fucking Banned
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