Carly Patterson, a true story - GoFuckYourself.com

Goatse · 08-19-2004, 10:32 PM

For those who don't know, Carly Patterson just won the all-around gymnastics title and she'll soon be on every Wheaties box at the supermarket. In 20 years, her name will be as familiar as Mary Lou Retton's name is today.

I happen to know a girl on the national team who trained with Carly at Martha Karolyi's camp (it's Bela's ranch, but his wife is in charge of running special camps several times a year). Apparently, Carly is a very nice girl, but she's quite naive in some areas of life. Here's a convo she had with my buddy:

Carly: What's a VD?
Friend: A venereal disease.
Carly: What's that?
Friend: A sexually transmitted disease, Carly.
Carly: How can you catch that?

stevecore · 08-19-2004, 10:34 PM

thanks, im watching right now & its spoiled.

im laughing my ass off at all the spills.

fr8 · 08-19-2004, 10:36 PM

I had to look up Mary Lou Retton's on google, lol

exposed · 08-19-2004, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
For those who don't know, Carly Patterson just won the all-around gymnastics title and she'll soon be on every Wheaties box at the supermarket. In 20 years, her name will be as familiar as Mary Lou Retton's name is today.

I happen to know a girl on the national team who trained with Carly at Martha Karolyi's camp (it's Bela's ranch, but his wife is in charge of running special camps several times a year). Apparently, Carly is a very nice girl, but she's quite naive in some areas of life. Here's a convo she had with my buddy:

Carly: What's a VD?
Friend: A venereal disease.
Carly: What's that?
Friend: A sexually transmitted disease, Carly.
Carly: How can you catch that?

BiggleJones · 08-19-2004, 10:38 PM

thanks for the spoiler, dick.

Vitasoy · 08-19-2004, 10:40 PM

How did your buddy strike a conversation like that?

lilspup · 08-19-2004, 10:43 PM

I finished watching it a little while ago and it was amazing. I tried very hard all day to keep from hearing the results on tv/radio before I watched it because I didn't want it to be spoiled.

Goatse · 08-19-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by BiggleJones
thanks for the spoiler, dick.

Dude, the meet has been over for like 10 hours. In other news, Michael Phelps has won several gold medals. Am I ruining the swimming competition as well now?

08-19-2004, 10:32 PM	#1
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	Carly Patterson, a true story For those who don't know, Carly Patterson just won the all-around gymnastics title and she'll soon be on every Wheaties box at the supermarket. In 20 years, her name will be as familiar as Mary Lou Retton's name is today. I happen to know a girl on the national team who trained with Carly at Martha Karolyi's camp (it's Bela's ranch, but his wife is in charge of running special camps several times a year). Apparently, Carly is a very nice girl, but she's quite naive in some areas of life. Here's a convo she had with my buddy: Carly: What's a VD? Friend: A venereal disease. Carly: What's that? Friend: A sexually transmitted disease, Carly. Carly: How can you catch that?

08-19-2004, 10:36 PM	#3
fr8 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,074	I had to look up Mary Lou Retton's on google, lol __________________ █ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com █ Full Stack Developer

08-19-2004, 10:40 PM	#6
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	How did your buddy strike a conversation like that? __________________ [email protected]

08-19-2004, 10:34 PM	#2
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	thanks, im watching right now & its spoiled. im laughing my ass off at all the spills.

08-19-2004, 10:38 PM	#5
BiggleJones Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Downtown LA Posts: 2,276	thanks for the spoiler, dick.

08-19-2004, 10:43 PM	#7
lilspup Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 716	I finished watching it a little while ago and it was amazing. I tried very hard all day to keep from hearing the results on tv/radio before I watched it because I didn't want it to be spoiled.