Carly Patterson, a true story

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  • Goatse
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 2086

    #1

    Carly Patterson, a true story

    For those who don't know, Carly Patterson just won the all-around gymnastics title and she'll soon be on every Wheaties box at the supermarket. In 20 years, her name will be as familiar as Mary Lou Retton's name is today.

    I happen to know a girl on the national team who trained with Carly at Martha Karolyi's camp (it's Bela's ranch, but his wife is in charge of running special camps several times a year). Apparently, Carly is a very nice girl, but she's quite naive in some areas of life. Here's a convo she had with my buddy:

    Carly: What's a VD?
    Friend: A venereal disease.
    Carly: What's that?
    Friend: A sexually transmitted disease, Carly.
    Carly: How can you catch that?

  • stevecore
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 6130

    #2
    thanks, im watching right now & its spoiled.

    im laughing my ass off at all the spills.

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    • fr8
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 5074

      #3
      I had to look up Mary Lou Retton's on google, lol
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      • exposed
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 1449

        #4
        Originally posted by Goatse
        For those who don't know, Carly Patterson just won the all-around gymnastics title and she'll soon be on every Wheaties box at the supermarket. In 20 years, her name will be as familiar as Mary Lou Retton's name is today.

        I happen to know a girl on the national team who trained with Carly at Martha Karolyi's camp (it's Bela's ranch, but his wife is in charge of running special camps several times a year). Apparently, Carly is a very nice girl, but she's quite naive in some areas of life. Here's a convo she had with my buddy:

        Carly: What's a VD?
        Friend: A venereal disease.
        Carly: What's that?
        Friend: A sexually transmitted disease, Carly.
        Carly: How can you catch that?


        "I felt victimized by the Ian Eisenbergs of the world" - Mary Burger

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        • BiggleJones
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 2276

          #5
          thanks for the spoiler, dick.

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          • Vitasoy
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Oct 2003
            • 58202

            #6
            How did your buddy strike a conversation like that?


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            • lilspup
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 716

              #7
              I finished watching it a little while ago and it was amazing. I tried very hard all day to keep from hearing the results on tv/radio before I watched it because I didn't want it to be spoiled.

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              • Goatse
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 2086

                #8
                Originally posted by BiggleJones
                thanks for the spoiler, dick.
                Dude, the meet has been over for like 10 hours. In other news, Michael Phelps has won several gold medals. Am I ruining the swimming competition as well now?

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