TEACH me HOW TO CONVINCE GIRLS TO TRY ANAL SEX!? - GoFuckYourself.com

Drama Bot V.1 · 08-19-2004, 10:00 PM

let's hear them tips!

Illicit · 08-19-2004, 10:01 PM

just tell them it only hurts the first time and that they will love it once they get past the first time.

Drama Bot V.1 · 08-19-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
just tell them it only hurts the first time and that they will love it once they get past the first time.

ya they will sure jump on my cock.

fr8 · 08-19-2004, 10:02 PM

When your hitting it real hard real fast just slip it in real fast and keep going. lol

jade_dragon · 08-19-2004, 10:04 PM

tell her to ask her friends if they have done it, not many women will say anything other than what was already posted here "hurt the first time but after that great" it is mostly the open mindedness and influincability of the girl, the second is your persuasiveness and ability to seduce, tell her you want to try it, be sweet, should be enough unless she is difficult

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:05 PM

Just get them drunk to where they can relax totally.. and you won't need words..

If they're totally relaxed it shouldn't hurt..

*laff*

GiantGnome · 08-19-2004, 10:06 PM

dont warn her. just do it

aSStig · 08-19-2004, 10:07 PM

just tickle their ass hole first . . . . .

surely they would cum and grab your cock . . . .

Illicit · 08-19-2004, 10:08 PM

I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing....

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:10 PM

then again.. it depends on how big you are.. if you're huge.. forget it .. you'll never talk her into it.. *laff*

Drama Bot V.1 · 08-19-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by princess
then again.. it depends on how big you are.. if you're huge.. forget it .. you'll never talk her into it.. *laff*

6.5 inches

koreanbbque · 08-19-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing....

HAHAHAHA oh shit... that's gotta make you think.

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
6.5 inches

you'll have no problem dear.. you're in no worries *laff*

Vitasoy · 08-19-2004, 10:19 PM

Play truth or dare. Ask something good though.

Drama Bot V.1 · 08-19-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by princess
you'll have no problem dear.. you're in no worries *laff*

roflmao

aSStig · 08-19-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Play truth or dare. Ask something good though.

AGREE

then ask her to show hers . . . .

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:22 PM

Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.

GiantGnome · 08-19-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.

Yeah she'll love that!

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
roflmao

well it's true.. if she can't handle 6.5 it's not worth your effort to even try..

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.

I think all that'll get you is a big FUCK YOU.. and a slap in the face..?

lol

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by princess
I think all that'll get you is a big FUCK YOU.. and a slap in the face..?

lol

Pleasurepays · 08-19-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
let's hear them tips!

tell her that your dad did it to you for most of your childhood and that you and your boyfriend both do it all the time and you just can't get enough!

Drama Bot V.1 · 08-19-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
tell her that your dad did it to you for most of your childhood and that you and your boyfriend both do it all the time and you just can't get enough!

I'm happy it works for you....

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin

*mwa* lol

Pleasurepays · 08-19-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
I'm happy it works for you....

uh yeah.

ok.

nice sig.

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by princess
*mwa* lol

see you can say anything to her and just smile the right way and all will be forgiven

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
see you can say anything to her and just smile the right way and all will be forgiven

For some reason I think that only works for you dear.

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by princess
For some reason I think that only works for you dear.

is it working?

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:39 PM

oh of course it's working..

What you can't tell?

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by princess
oh of course it's working..

What you can't tell?

yup, I can almost see that gleam in your eye

princess · 08-19-2004, 10:46 PM

that's amzing.. I have a gleam in my eye at 1:45 am..

You know.. now I wish I had gone to FL last week.. I missed ya hehe.

badmunchkin · 08-19-2004, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by princess
that's amzing.. I have a gleam in my eye at 1:45 am..

You know.. now I wish I had gone to FL last week.. I missed ya hehe.

there's always Vegas

sexdrill · 08-19-2004, 10:56 PM

Ok here's a real tip. While you are hitting it doggie style wet your thumb and glide it against her anus. Don't stick it in at first just massage her anus. As a matter of fact that's all you should do for the first couple of nights. Let her get uses to the sensation. It won't hurt her at all and it should be a new pleasurable sensation to her if she has never had anal stimulation. Remember keep your thumb wet with saliva. Trust me after a few times her anus will automatic loosen up and you will find your thumb sliding in. The sensation of vaginal and anal stimulation will drive her crazy and soon she will be begging you to put your man hood in. Try it!

JulianSosa · 08-19-2004, 11:02 PM

pornguy · 08-19-2004, 11:21 PM

SKY Vodka

Then tell them it is their pussy not their ass

monica · 08-19-2004, 11:29 PM

When anal sex is painful, it's either because you didn't use enough lube, or you didn't start small and work your way up. There is a muscle in there that works involuntarily... so if you aren't relaxed, things are going to hurt.

When you do convince your girl to try some anal, begin with thumbs or fingers like suggested. Use LOTS of lube... LOTS. Get her used to the stimulation... and work up from there.

When your girl learns to relax, then you'll be able to move on to the dick slamming ass romping good time that you imagine.

aaron · 08-19-2004, 11:32 PM

fuck her like normal then during sex when you are ready (no need to make any prior arrangements with her) yell out "MORTAL KOMBAAAT!!!!!!" and switch holes.

Dagwolf · 08-19-2004, 11:36 PM

Just hand her the strap-on and vaseline, then bend over! That's all it takes.

uchase/webpry · 08-19-2004, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by sexdrill
Ok here's a real tip. While you are hitting it doggie style wet your thumb and glide it against her anus. Don't stick it in at first just massage her anus. As a matter of fact that's all you should do for the first couple of nights. Let her get uses to the sensation. It won't hurt her at all and it should be a new pleasurable sensation to her if she has never had anal stimulation. Remember keep your thumb wet with saliva. Trust me after a few times her anus will automatic loosen up and you will find your thumb sliding in. The sensation of vaginal and anal stimulation will drive her crazy and soon she will be begging you to put your man hood in. Try it!

... and this is the only way that will work for the first timers, anything else and you will never ever get a second chance.

Mike Okitch · 08-20-2004, 12:06 AM

"Teach me how to convice girls to try anal sex" is the same as asking "Teach me how to convince girls to have sex with me". If you can't convince a girl into fucking you, do what plenty of other people do. Just make sure you have better taste than Hugh Grant (Divine Brown...shudder).

Ask her nicely, just like you did the first time you actually slept with her. Tell her that you heard about it, think it's exciting and ask if she's up to it. Having some porn movie playing is an idea but maybe wait untill she's tried it a few times before you show her some of Leanni Lei's double anal scenes.

On to the nitty gritty...

Just like vaginal sex, foreplay is the name of the game.

Don't be afraid to toss her salad.

To the haters who say it's gross, I say that you have put your mouth around worse when eating at McDonald's so fuck off. Bottom line, you want to stick your dick in it, you'll have to eat it first.

If she's really not clean (even there). Ask yourself what the fuck you're doing sleeping with someone lacking hygiene. She's clean? Good, let's move on.

Your girl should have a BM at least an hour before you do the deed. That way, she won't feel an urge to leave the bedroom running.

Don't you dare just stick it up her ass. She'll never fuck with you again.

Lube. Don't buy a crappy lube that breaks down and become more sticky than glue. Buy the good stuff that stays slick. Don't be smartass and try kitchen items. I have a friend who infected his girlfriend's ass by lubricating it with butter. I heard good stuff about J Lube and have yet to try it. I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them.

Now that you got the lube, use it and be more thoan generous. In fact, whenever you think you're putting to much, you're just starting to put enough.

To be relax is very important. One thing to do is to have her lay on her back, not on her stomach. Preferably with a pillow under her back. Have her put her legs up. The muscles should relax. More so than if you where doing it while she's laying on her stomach or doggie style.

Now go and try this and come back to this thread with the video. Don't say that Uncle Mikey has never done anything for you.

Cheers

Mike O.

squeezeboobs · 08-20-2004, 12:10 AM

Ecstacy and lots of warm lube does it for me.

hyper · 08-20-2004, 12:14 AM

pay her

Groove · 08-20-2004, 01:30 AM

Use the NEW Buttbot V3.2!

Holly · 08-20-2004, 01:37 AM

Buy her a house or a car, first.

That usually helps to relax me.

Manowar · 08-20-2004, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing....

maybe she had Previous expierence?

BruceM · 08-20-2004, 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them.

spanky part 2 · 08-20-2004, 04:29 AM

For a little extra fun. Shove it in her ass and then say "wow your almost as good as (insert old girlfriends name here)"

Then see how long you can stay on.

reynold · 08-20-2004, 04:30 AM

it's slippery when wet..

mardigras · 08-20-2004, 05:54 AM

Note... If you are using a condom, vaseline, WD40 and Penzoil are not very good ideas

Mike Okitch · 08-20-2004, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by BruceM

Sarcasm BruceM. Sarcasm

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sexdrill Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 18	Ok here's a real tip. While you are hitting it doggie style wet your thumb and glide it against her anus. Don't stick it in at first just massage her anus. As a matter of fact that's all you should do for the first couple of nights. Let her get uses to the sensation. It won't hurt her at all and it should be a new pleasurable sensation to her if she has never had anal stimulation. Remember keep your thumb wet with saliva. Trust me after a few times her anus will automatic loosen up and you will find your thumb sliding in. The sensation of vaginal and anal stimulation will drive her crazy and soon she will be begging you to put your man hood in. Try it!

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