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Mike Okitch · 08-20-2004, 12:06 AM

"Teach me how to convice girls to try anal sex" is the same as asking "Teach me how to convince girls to have sex with me". If you can't convince a girl into fucking you, do what plenty of other people do. Just make sure you have better taste than Hugh Grant (Divine Brown...shudder).

Ask her nicely, just like you did the first time you actually slept with her. Tell her that you heard about it, think it's exciting and ask if she's up to it. Having some porn movie playing is an idea but maybe wait untill she's tried it a few times before you show her some of Leanni Lei's double anal scenes.

On to the nitty gritty...

Just like vaginal sex, foreplay is the name of the game.

Don't be afraid to toss her salad.

To the haters who say it's gross, I say that you have put your mouth around worse when eating at McDonald's so fuck off. Bottom line, you want to stick your dick in it, you'll have to eat it first.

If she's really not clean (even there). Ask yourself what the fuck you're doing sleeping with someone lacking hygiene. She's clean? Good, let's move on.

Your girl should have a BM at least an hour before you do the deed. That way, she won't feel an urge to leave the bedroom running.

Don't you dare just stick it up her ass. She'll never fuck with you again.

Lube. Don't buy a crappy lube that breaks down and become more sticky than glue. Buy the good stuff that stays slick. Don't be smartass and try kitchen items. I have a friend who infected his girlfriend's ass by lubricating it with butter. I heard good stuff about J Lube and have yet to try it. I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them.

Now that you got the lube, use it and be more thoan generous. In fact, whenever you think you're putting to much, you're just starting to put enough.

To be relax is very important. One thing to do is to have her lay on her back, not on her stomach. Preferably with a pillow under her back. Have her put her legs up. The muscles should relax. More so than if you where doing it while she's laying on her stomach or doggie style.

Now go and try this and come back to this thread with the video. Don't say that Uncle Mikey has never done anything for you.

Cheers

Mike O.

08-20-2004, 12:06 AM
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	"Teach me how to convice girls to try anal sex" is the same as asking "Teach me how to convince girls to have sex with me". If you can't convince a girl into fucking you, do what plenty of other people do. Just make sure you have better taste than Hugh Grant (Divine Brown...shudder). Ask her nicely, just like you did the first time you actually slept with her. Tell her that you heard about it, think it's exciting and ask if she's up to it. Having some porn movie playing is an idea but maybe wait untill she's tried it a few times before you show her some of Leanni Lei's double anal scenes. On to the nitty gritty... Just like vaginal sex, foreplay is the name of the game. Don't be afraid to toss her salad. To the haters who say it's gross, I say that you have put your mouth around worse when eating at McDonald's so fuck off. Bottom line, you want to stick your dick in it, you'll have to eat it first. If she's really not clean (even there). Ask yourself what the fuck you're doing sleeping with someone lacking hygiene. She's clean? Good, let's move on. Your girl should have a BM at least an hour before you do the deed. That way, she won't feel an urge to leave the bedroom running. Don't you dare just stick it up her ass. She'll never fuck with you again. Lube. Don't buy a crappy lube that breaks down and become more sticky than glue. Buy the good stuff that stays slick. Don't be smartass and try kitchen items. I have a friend who infected his girlfriend's ass by lubricating it with butter. I heard good stuff about J Lube and have yet to try it. I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them. Now that you got the lube, use it and be more thoan generous. In fact, whenever you think you're putting to much, you're just starting to put enough. To be relax is very important. One thing to do is to have her lay on her back, not on her stomach. Preferably with a pillow under her back. Have her put her legs up. The muscles should relax. More so than if you where doing it while she's laying on her stomach or doggie style. Now go and try this and come back to this thread with the video. Don't say that Uncle Mikey has never done anything for you. Cheers Mike O. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.