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Drama Bot V.1 08-19-2004 10:00 PM

TEACH me HOW TO CONVINCE GIRLS TO TRY ANAL SEX!?
 
let's hear them tips!

Illicit 08-19-2004 10:01 PM

just tell them it only hurts the first time and that they will love it once they get past the first time.

Drama Bot V.1 08-19-2004 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
just tell them it only hurts the first time and that they will love it once they get past the first time.
ya they will sure jump on my cock.

fr8 08-19-2004 10:02 PM

When your hitting it real hard real fast just slip it in real fast and keep going. lol

jade_dragon 08-19-2004 10:04 PM

tell her to ask her friends if they have done it, not many women will say anything other than what was already posted here "hurt the first time but after that great" it is mostly the open mindedness and influincability of the girl, the second is your persuasiveness and ability to seduce, tell her you want to try it, be sweet, should be enough unless she is difficult

princess 08-19-2004 10:05 PM

Just get them drunk to where they can relax totally.. and you won't need words..

If they're totally relaxed it shouldn't hurt..

*laff*

GiantGnome 08-19-2004 10:06 PM

dont warn her. just do it

aSStig 08-19-2004 10:07 PM

just tickle their ass hole first . . . . .

surely they would cum and grab your cock . . . .

Illicit 08-19-2004 10:08 PM

I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing.... :helpme

princess 08-19-2004 10:10 PM

then again.. it depends on how big you are.. if you're huge.. forget it .. you'll never talk her into it.. *laff*

Drama Bot V.1 08-19-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
then again.. it depends on how big you are.. if you're huge.. forget it .. you'll never talk her into it.. *laff*
6.5 inches :(

koreanbbque 08-19-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing.... :helpme

HAHAHAHA oh shit... that's gotta make you think.

princess 08-19-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
6.5 inches :(
you'll have no problem dear.. you're in no worries *laff*

Vitasoy 08-19-2004 10:19 PM

Play truth or dare. Ask something good though. :Graucho

Drama Bot V.1 08-19-2004 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
you'll have no problem dear.. you're in no worries *laff*
roflmao :321GFY

aSStig 08-19-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Play truth or dare. Ask something good though. :Graucho

AGREE :thumbsup

then ask her to show hers . . . .

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:22 PM

Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.

GiantGnome 08-19-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.
Yeah she'll love that!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

princess 08-19-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
roflmao :321GFY
well it's true.. if she can't handle 6.5 it's not worth your effort to even try..

princess 08-19-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
Tell her all your other girlfriends do it. Chicks love that.
I think all that'll get you is a big FUCK YOU.. and a slap in the face..?

lol

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
I think all that'll get you is a big FUCK YOU.. and a slap in the face..?

lol

:)

Pleasurepays 08-19-2004 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
let's hear them tips!
tell her that your dad did it to you for most of your childhood and that you and your boyfriend both do it all the time and you just can't get enough!

:2 cents:

Drama Bot V.1 08-19-2004 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
tell her that your dad did it to you for most of your childhood and that you and your boyfriend both do it all the time and you just can't get enough!

:2 cents:

I'm happy it works for you....:thumbsup

princess 08-19-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
:)
*mwa* lol

Pleasurepays 08-19-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drama Bot V.1
I'm happy it works for you....:thumbsup
uh yeah.


ok.



nice sig.

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
*mwa* lol
see you can say anything to her and just smile the right way and all will be forgiven :1orglaugh

princess 08-19-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
see you can say anything to her and just smile the right way and all will be forgiven :1orglaugh
For some reason I think that only works for you dear.

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
For some reason I think that only works for you dear.
:) is it working? :)

princess 08-19-2004 10:39 PM

oh of course it's working..

What you can't tell?

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
oh of course it's working..

What you can't tell?

yup, I can almost see that gleam in your eye :winkwink:

princess 08-19-2004 10:46 PM

that's amzing.. I have a gleam in my eye at 1:45 am..

You know.. now I wish I had gone to FL last week.. I missed ya hehe.

badmunchkin 08-19-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess
that's amzing.. I have a gleam in my eye at 1:45 am..

You know.. now I wish I had gone to FL last week.. I missed ya hehe.

there's always Vegas :)

sexdrill 08-19-2004 10:56 PM

Ok here's a real tip. While you are hitting it doggie style wet your thumb and glide it against her anus. Don't stick it in at first just massage her anus. As a matter of fact that's all you should do for the first couple of nights. Let her get uses to the sensation. It won't hurt her at all and it should be a new pleasurable sensation to her if she has never had anal stimulation. Remember keep your thumb wet with saliva. Trust me after a few times her anus will automatic loosen up and you will find your thumb sliding in. The sensation of vaginal and anal stimulation will drive her crazy and soon she will be begging you to put your man hood in. Try it!

JulianSosa 08-19-2004 11:02 PM

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pornguy 08-19-2004 11:21 PM

SKY Vodka


Then tell them it is their pussy not their ass

monica 08-19-2004 11:29 PM

When anal sex is painful, it's either because you didn't use enough lube, or you didn't start small and work your way up. There is a muscle in there that works involuntarily... so if you aren't relaxed, things are going to hurt.

When you do convince your girl to try some anal, begin with thumbs or fingers like suggested. Use LOTS of lube... LOTS. Get her used to the stimulation... and work up from there.

When your girl learns to relax, then you'll be able to move on to the dick slamming ass romping good time that you imagine.

aaron 08-19-2004 11:32 PM

fuck her like normal then during sex when you are ready (no need to make any prior arrangements with her) yell out "MORTAL KOMBAAAT!!!!!!" and switch holes. :thumbsup

Dagwolf 08-19-2004 11:36 PM

Just hand her the strap-on and vaseline, then bend over! That's all it takes. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

uchase/webpry 08-19-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexdrill
Ok here's a real tip. While you are hitting it doggie style wet your thumb and glide it against her anus. Don't stick it in at first just massage her anus. As a matter of fact that's all you should do for the first couple of nights. Let her get uses to the sensation. It won't hurt her at all and it should be a new pleasurable sensation to her if she has never had anal stimulation. Remember keep your thumb wet with saliva. Trust me after a few times her anus will automatic loosen up and you will find your thumb sliding in. The sensation of vaginal and anal stimulation will drive her crazy and soon she will be begging you to put your man hood in. Try it!
... and this is the only way that will work for the first timers, anything else and you will never ever get a second chance.

Mike Okitch 08-20-2004 12:06 AM

"Teach me how to convice girls to try anal sex" is the same as asking "Teach me how to convince girls to have sex with me". If you can't convince a girl into fucking you, do what plenty of other people do. Just make sure you have better taste than Hugh Grant (Divine Brown...shudder).

Ask her nicely, just like you did the first time you actually slept with her. Tell her that you heard about it, think it's exciting and ask if she's up to it. Having some porn movie playing is an idea but maybe wait untill she's tried it a few times before you show her some of Leanni Lei's double anal scenes.

On to the nitty gritty...

Just like vaginal sex, foreplay is the name of the game.

Don't be afraid to toss her salad.

To the haters who say it's gross, I say that you have put your mouth around worse when eating at McDonald's so fuck off. Bottom line, you want to stick your dick in it, you'll have to eat it first.

If she's really not clean (even there). Ask yourself what the fuck you're doing sleeping with someone lacking hygiene. She's clean? Good, let's move on.

Your girl should have a BM at least an hour before you do the deed. That way, she won't feel an urge to leave the bedroom running.

Don't you dare just stick it up her ass. She'll never fuck with you again.

Lube. Don't buy a crappy lube that breaks down and become more sticky than glue. Buy the good stuff that stays slick. Don't be smartass and try kitchen items. I have a friend who infected his girlfriend's ass by lubricating it with butter. I heard good stuff about J Lube and have yet to try it. I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them.

Now that you got the lube, use it and be more thoan generous. In fact, whenever you think you're putting to much, you're just starting to put enough.

To be relax is very important. One thing to do is to have her lay on her back, not on her stomach. Preferably with a pillow under her back. Have her put her legs up. The muscles should relax. More so than if you where doing it while she's laying on her stomach or doggie style.

Now go and try this and come back to this thread with the video. Don't say that Uncle Mikey has never done anything for you.

Cheers

Mike O.

squeezeboobs 08-20-2004 12:10 AM

Ecstacy and lots of warm lube does it for me.

hyper 08-20-2004 12:14 AM

pay her

Groove 08-20-2004 01:30 AM

Use the NEW Buttbot V3.2! :thumbsup

Holly 08-20-2004 01:37 AM

Buy her a house or a car, first.

That usually helps to relax me.

Manowar 08-20-2004 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I'll never forget the first time I got it... after asking for months I just put it in, and she went with it... Funny thing though, her ass wasnt as tight as her pussy. Shit just went right in like it was nothing.... :helpme
maybe she had Previous expierence?

BruceM 08-20-2004 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I'll give a full report on WD-40 and Pennzoil as soon as I'm done testing them.
:eek7

spanky part 2 08-20-2004 04:29 AM

For a little extra fun. Shove it in her ass and then say "wow your almost as good as (insert old girlfriends name here)"

Then see how long you can stay on.

reynold 08-20-2004 04:30 AM

it's slippery when wet.. :thumbsup :thumbsup

mardigras 08-20-2004 05:54 AM

Note... If you are using a condom, vaseline, WD40 and Penzoil are not very good ideas:2 cents:

Mike Okitch 08-20-2004 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceM
:eek7
Sarcasm BruceM. Sarcasm :glugglug


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