Softball Players: I want an Illegal Bat. - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 08-18-2004, 03:36 PM

Joining a softball league today and Ill be damned if im an avarage Joe.

I've had my check book ready to buy this bat for $300.00 and that bat for $300.00 becasue they are reviewed to be bad ass mother fuckers... And i know the avarage softball white trash Joe wont be equiped with such equipment. I want an arsonal of em.. But the ASA has em on the banned bat list...

What the fuck!!!!

So today i bought a Orange Crush doctored up and shaved for 300.00 from one of the better bat doctors in the country. SHould give me that illegal edge im lookin for.

But the Miken Ultra bat is the fucking best. I guess its even allwing 65 year olds and women to hit it 500 feet out of the park!! Its that damn good. But its the most banned bat in the Softball..

Well i found a guy who paints these illegal bats and then puts stickers on em to look like other kind of bats!! Its like something Mr. T would do in the A-Team.. Paint and add new decals to a bat so officialls cant tell its an illegal bat.

Here's one on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MEWA:IT

I think im gunna buy it..

Are there others like me out there? Or am i the only one who's into that edge..

Where are the Russians when ya need em? (oh wiat wrong industry)

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2004, 03:37 PM

I sale half water filled bat cheap.

boneprone · 08-18-2004, 03:41 PM

any adult webmasters play softball??

Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
any adult webmasters play softball??

Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude

Fiance does. Odd rules though.

pornstar2pac · 08-18-2004, 03:58 PM

pay off the umpires. that's the easy way

boneprone · 08-18-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
pay off the umpires. that's the easy way

I could care less if we win.

I just want to hit some outta the park!

pornstar2pac · 08-18-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I could care less if we win.

I just want to hit some outta the park!

then , you're shit out out of luck

Sosa · 08-18-2004, 04:35 PM

Sup Bone, I played this summer with a bunch of college age people. Was alot of fun, we could have used a few of those bats, we fucking sucked. It was just a good get together to drink and enjoy the night once a week. Fun times.

kristin · 08-18-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
any adult webmasters play softball??

Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days.

But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude

Haha, I know of an adult team that plays here in Tucson! They have a game tonight actually. : )

Allison · 08-18-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
Haha, I know of an adult team that plays here in Tucson! They have a game tonight actually. : )

Oh Yeah!!! Cyberhitters here we go!!!

~Alli

Face (o_0) · 08-18-2004, 05:42 PM

have you ever hit a home run?

SykkBoy · 08-18-2004, 05:50 PM

I haven't played for years
when I was younger, I subbewd on my grandfather's church league team a couple times

I loved baseball as a kid and was pretty good, but the parents ruined it....too bad when I look at the money even mediocre ball players are making these days...
I've been thinking of joining a softball league though....any sport you can drink a beer while participating is is good (that's why I love bowling)

08-18-2004, 03:36 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Softball Players: I want an Illegal Bat. Joining a softball league today and Ill be damned if im an avarage Joe. I've had my check book ready to buy this bat for $300.00 and that bat for $300.00 becasue they are reviewed to be bad ass mother fuckers... And i know the avarage softball white trash Joe wont be equiped with such equipment. I want an arsonal of em.. But the ASA has em on the banned bat list... What the fuck!!!! So today i bought a Orange Crush doctored up and shaved for 300.00 from one of the better bat doctors in the country. SHould give me that illegal edge im lookin for. But the Miken Ultra bat is the fucking best. I guess its even allwing 65 year olds and women to hit it 500 feet out of the park!! Its that damn good. But its the most banned bat in the Softball.. Well i found a guy who paints these illegal bats and then puts stickers on em to look like other kind of bats!! Its like something Mr. T would do in the A-Team.. Paint and add new decals to a bat so officialls cant tell its an illegal bat. Here's one on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MEWA:IT I think im gunna buy it.. Are there others like me out there? Or am i the only one who's into that edge.. Where are the Russians when ya need em? (oh wiat wrong industry) __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 08-18-2004 at 03:38 PM..

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08-18-2004, 03:41 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	any adult webmasters play softball?? Hell i havent played in 15 years since early highschool days. But a buddy of mine is trying to get me to play with some big guys he wants me to network with. I guess the marketing director of the blazers is on the team and some retired oakland radiers football dude __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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08-18-2004, 05:50 PM	#12
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I haven't played for years when I was younger, I subbewd on my grandfather's church league team a couple times I loved baseball as a kid and was pretty good, but the parents ruined it....too bad when I look at the money even mediocre ball players are making these days... I've been thinking of joining a softball league though....any sport you can drink a beer while participating is is good (that's why I love bowling) __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

08-18-2004, 04:35 PM	#8
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Sup Bone, I played this summer with a bunch of college age people. Was alot of fun, we could have used a few of those bats, we fucking sucked. It was just a good get together to drink and enjoy the night once a week. Fun times.

08-18-2004, 05:42 PM	#11
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